The Constitutional Monarchy of New Ryansville is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 189 million New Ryansvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The New Ryansvillean economy, worth 9.70 trillion Pizza dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,302 Pizza dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, New Ryansvillean husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ryansville's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Ryansville is ranked 44,593^rd in the world and 81^st in First World Order for Highest Poor Incomes, with 41,745.02 Standard Monetary Units.