The Empire of Nigeria of New Ryansville is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kennedy Roberts with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.753 billion New Ryansvilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lagos. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Ryansvillean economy, worth 400 trillion New Ryansvillean dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,332 New Ryansvillean dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has learned that pulling out is messy, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown. New Ryansville's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Ryansville is ranked 95,888^th in the world and 148^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Conservative, scoring 55.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.