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Narnia RMB

WA Delegate: The Smiling Boy of Snowman (elected )

Founder: The Rebirth of The Great Lion

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 574th Most Nations: 826th Most Devout: 1,634th
World Factbook Entry

Child of Adam and Eve, you are entering a realm unknown, one filled with wonder. You may return to your own world, but none will believe your story. This is the kingdom of legend, home of Aslan, land beyond the lamp-post. Welcome, traveler, to Narnia.

    Narnia is a magical country, but not always a peaceful or predictable one. Rather, it is a living story, molded by its inhabitants for good or evil. You are now a part of this story, so start exploring with the links below!

Wardrobe .:⋮:. Cair Paravel .:⋮:. LinkWood Between the Worlds (Discord) .:⋮:. Map .:⋮:. Embassies

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    Policies Dispatch [NA]

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    Information Center [NA]

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    Augustin Alliance [AA]

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Embassies: Augustin Alliance, Ridgefield, Cape of Good Hope, Conch Kingdom, Lands End, Dawn, Christmas, and Carolingia.

Tags: Fandom, Magical, Map, Medium, Monarchist, and Multi-Species.

Narnia contains 17 nations, the 826th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Narnia

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Narnia is ranked 13,826th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grinch Paradise of The Stink HoleCapitalizt“If it doesn't rhyme, it's a crime!”
2.The Rogue Nation of PassionCivil Rights Lovefest“An oversea territory of the Monarchy of Betmet”
3.The Calf-Ruled Country of DoggorInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Good Doggers Worship”
4.The Allied States of BigattiNew York Times Democracy“For everyone”
5.The Kingdom of MayonnaiseInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Always have Mayo”
6.The Narnian Republic of BisimCorporate Bordello“Wrong will be right when Aslan comes in sight”
7.The Smiling Boy of SnowmanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Small Things Change Lives”
8.The Protectorate of CoriakinAuthoritarian Democracy“By magic until wisdom”
9.The Queendom of Na LaveiAuthoritarian Democracy“If the gods bless it.”
10.The Free Land of The Talking BearsFree-Market Paradise“'WWAD' ('What Would Aslan Do?')”

Regional Happenings


Narnia Regional Message Board

nah, i already got WA on another nation


New dispatch to upvote, provided by Kurczak Mielony (a real chicken if you ask me). I encourage everyone to upvote & join N-Day a week from now

Hey, I am just a friendly calf. Passion will be here to help out & hopefully get more people. If you have any questions or requests, just telegram Snowman.

I am actually Snowman

Doggor wrote:Hey, I am just a friendly calf. Passion will be here to help out & hopefully get more people. If you have any questions or requests, just telegram Snowman.

I am actually Snowman

Thanks, I will work my best to bring this region back to its glory days! I am looking forward to the future this place has.

A new dispatch including all the policies have been added,

Last updated on Sunday May 14th, 2017. If you find this dispatch helpful, please upvote.


The official dispatch for the Kingdom's Policies and Laws.

1. No Double-Posting
Double-Posting is when the individual writes two or more posts after each other, it is considered spam and spamming ruins the external and internal appearance of the region. The option to edit your posts is available in Nationstates, always adjust your posts and add what you want to say.

2. No Hard Language
Any message that includes racist, sexual, sexist and aggressive content is considered hard language, hard language is highly offensive and is inappropriate. Always keep in mind that NationStates is a game, avoid anger and express your opinion through civil and appropriate ways.

3. No Advertisements
Advertisements is when a party or an individual advertise a foreign faction, region or party through regional communication sites. Such as RMB and Discord.

4. No Harassment
Threatening, attacking or targeting an individual or a party is highly unacceptable. The Kingdom of Narnia works to establish a friendly community where players can role-play, communicate and participate without being harassed.

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1. No Embassy-collecting regions.
The Kingdom of Narnia views embassy construction as a commitment towards an official relationship between both parties. All embassy-collecting regions proposals will be denied immediately.

2. Application Requierment
Before sending an embassy construction proposal to the Kingdom of Narnia, you're obligated to fill this application and send it to the Steward.

1. Name and title
2. Region making the request
3. Reason for the request
4. Level of interest in developing a close, personal relationship with the people of Narnia
5. Affiliation with any major Narnian power, past or present (example: provided support to Queen Jadis during the Hundred Year Winter)

3. No Puppet Storages
When constructing embassies with foreign regions, we expect mutual relations and cooperation. Puppet-storages are not actual functioning regions and will be denied immediately.

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After this message, all the policies listed will be enforced.


Cultural Officer Betmet has informed us that Fort Triumph is hosting an event the likes of which has never been seen on NS.

The Forces of Mordor and the Forces of Triumph will do battle to gain control over Fort Triumph. The Alliance has chosen to side with Triumph. We suggest you do the same!

This is a three-phase event of epic proportions. The event include aspects of dice rolling, spamming, roleplay and gameplay. Join the forum ( and the Discord server ( to participate.

Read more about it here:

The Battle of Fort Triumph!

by Benevolent thomas

Its just another peaceful day in Fort Triumph. Thomas, sweeping the entrance of The Globalist, waves to Dead West who is on their way to work. Dead West then swerves round a visibly drunk Shizensky as he, with the help of Deadeye Jack, stumbles outside of Straight-Shooters Saloon. Just then, the sound of thunder echos in the distance. The Marshals rush to raise the alarm as any amount of rain poses a great risk to the town. As the thunder rumbles closer and closer to the town, everyone is off the streets and accounted for, with one noticeable exception. No one has seen a trace of Sauron. The Dead West volunteers to search for the town's wealthiest benefactor, while Thomas and Jack gather the town's resources. Shizensky attempt to calm the public, but his inebriated state is doing little to soothe the worries of some.

Just as soon as it started, the thundering stopped. The Dead West looks up to the sky and realizes that there were no clouds. He reaches the outskirts of town and notices a standing army of thousands of monstrous beasts in the distance. As he passes the outer walls of the fort, the town falls under a sinister red glow. Mystified by the sight, Thomas and Jack head to the walls. Shizensky is overrun and the townspeople fill the streets. "I see you" a voice hisses from above. One can feel the heat rising in the desert. A horn sounds, the legions of darkness charge toward the Fort. The Dead West points his pistol towards the sky and fires. The sound echos off the hills and the rushing army halts. It was at this time Thomas and Jack reach The Dead West's position. A few of the creatures take a step backward, but are met with another sounding of the horn. The Forces of Mordor descend upon the town.

The battle of Fort Triumph begins!

Welcome, everyone, to the latest campaign brought on by the curious minds of the Event Planning Committee! This story will see the Forces of Triumph, led by Shizensky , face off against the invading Forces of Mordor, led by Evil Lord Sauron. The event will take place in four stages. The first stage starts now and the rest will take place during the event itself.

From now until the start of the event, the respective sides are expected to recruit in order to bolster their forces. Those who plan to participate in this event must declare which side they will be representing either in Linkthis thread, by contacting the Marshals on our Discord Server (torture us with pings or DMs please) or by sending a telegram to Benevolent thomas on NationStates. Participants should make this decision carefully, as the punishment for defection on both sides is death. Sauron and Shizensky, as the heads of their respective forces, should spearhead these efforts. Players from within and outside of Fort Triumph are welcome to participate. The size of your force is only limited to how many people you can bring along for the ride. The amount of players you recruit prior to the start of the event lead to advantages during the event itself.

The Marshals (BT, Jack and TDW) will be conscripted to the Forces of Triumph. All other forum staff is up for grabs.

The Event
The event will combine elements of dice rolling, spamming, roleplay and gameplay (NSGP). These elements will be separated into three stages known as "Flashpoints". Each phase will begin with dice rolls. I will be rolling three dice for each side. One of these dice will be known as the "event die" (its green in color, so the die itself never changes). Each side takes turns rolling the dice. The accumulative number reached by the dice, including any bonuses, must reach a minimum of eleven. If this threshold has been reached, the number represented on the "event die" will be added to that team's "score" for that phase. The score each side needs to win a phase is twenty. Once a side is within five points of reaching the threshold of twenty, a Flashpoint will be triggered. The winner of each Flashpoint will have 5 points added to their score. If neither side has reached twenty points following the Flashpoint, the phase will be concluded in the same way it started, via dice rolls.

First Phase
The First Phase of the Battle will be a skirmish along the walls of the Fort. Shizensky will receive a +1 bonus in dice rolls for having the Marshals (an elite unit) for this battle. Sauron will have a +2 advantage for having the greater number of NPC forces.

First Flashpoint
A series of segregated Monster Hunter threads. Whichever side can fell the most foes in the time frame wins.
For those unfamiliar with Monster Hunter, its a game played in threads on our forum in which you post in order to attack and hopefully kill monsters that can attack you in return.

Second Phase
The Second Phase of the Battle will be the Main Engagement. Depending on which side won phase one, the battle will either be taking place within the Fort or outside of it. The winner receiving a +2 advantage in dice rolls. For this phase, Shizensky loses the Marshal Bonus, but Sauron forces advantage increases to +3.

Second Flashpoint
The two sides will roleplay on the RMB for a period of time. We will lay out some ground rules like no double-posting or spamming. These efforts will be scored via each side's total word count multiplied by the amount of unique users posting. Each unique player will add 0.1 to the multiplier that starts at 1. Double-posts or other spam will lose its team 25 words. Players will mark the top of their posts with their faction name. Attempts to game this system will lead to the death of the offender and their multiplying effect as well as their word count.

Third Phase
The Third Phase of the Battle is the final moves. If Shizensky wins phase two, Sauron's forces advantage shrinks to just +1. If Suaron won phase two, his forces advantage will be +2. If reinforcements came in during the battle (people who joined the event after its start), their numbers will be factored into their leader's advantage at this point. Shizensky regains the Marshals advantage +1.

Third Flashpoint
A representative of each side will join the WA (preferably Sauron and Shiz themselves, but they can choose others). Each side will attempt to seize the delegacy of Fort Triumph for themselves. Whoever holds the seat at the end of the allotted time will win the Flashpoint.


Event/Phase 1: 9/10/18 - 9/12/18

Phase 2: 9/13/18 - 9/15/18

Phase 3: 9/16/18 - 9/17/18

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CSC Media Officer

Hey everyone! Itís that nearly time of year again where we blow the entire world to bits with nukes! Get hyped!*


* - It is reccomended that you join the AA discord if you want to get even more hyped!

Arudis wrote:Hey everyone! Itís that nearly time of year again where we blow the entire world to bits with nukes! Get hyped!*


* - It is reccomended that you join the AA discord if you want to get even more hyped!

Yeah Narnians! Anyone have any questions send a telegram to Snowman, Passion, or some other important-looking leader in the Augustine Alliance. N-Day is one of the few active games NS does, so don't miss it

Can anyone help me out on this important question? What's the best family movie to watch at Halloween?
It's not really my seasonal specialty, so some advice would be good.

I am the new Lands End CTO; I apologize for the late notice.

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