The Holy Commonwealth of New Tussia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King David Arons with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.294 billion Tussians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion Tussian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,195 Tussian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, notable individuals are granted land and titles, little girls are in tears as King David Arons confiscates their pink princess ballgowns, and nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tussia's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Orthodoxical Church of Adonai.

New Tussia is ranked 211,993^rd in the world and 8^th in Polycentricity for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.