The Eministration of Emiline is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by August with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.093 billion Emis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emicity. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Emi economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Emiudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,230 Emiudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prison is a nightmare, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and a bureaucratic fight over EIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiline's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emistafari.

Emiline is ranked 70,078^th in the world and 113^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,806.2 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.