The World World Census

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Kingdom of Bothia	Father Knows Best State	“The Spice must Flow!”
2.	The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles	Left-wing Utopia	“What goes around, comes around.”
3.	The Free Land of Kaiserestland	Left-wing Utopia	“For home. For you.”
4.	The Vermindom of Szczuropolis	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Omnium rerum rattus mensura est”
5.	The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
6.	The Queendom of Thorvel	New York Times Democracy	“In the name of God, On guard !”
7.	The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere	Democratic Socialists	“Stop reading my motto!”
8.	The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastards	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Poor People Are Lazy”
9.	The Consortium of Miiros	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Liberty, Knowledge, Glory”
10.	The Empire of Bistrostan	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Big things come in small packages”