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Most Influential: 1,073rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,618thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,213th
The Recurring Pancake Mistress of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No need for introduction if you are already known.
Kira Rosberg
Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population1.981 billion

CapitalNye Rhendam
LeaderKira Rosberg


The Recurring Pancake Mistress of Daraln is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kira Rosberg with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.981 billion Daralnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nye Rhendam. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daralnian economy, worth 294 trillion Trese a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,567 Trese, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kira Rosberg signs the laws but abides by none of them, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent, and ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates. Crime is totally unknown. Daraln's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ᛒᛚᛁᚲᛊᚢᛗᛖᚾᛊᚱᛖᚨᚾ.

Daraln is ranked 23,402nd in the world and 66th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 31.89 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 1,073rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,618thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,213thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,339thMost Secular: 3,349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,370thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,131stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,304thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,509thLargest Black Market: 10,627thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,728thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,868thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,024thMost Cultured: 12,395thMost Developed: 13,291stTop
Most Inclusive: 14,029thLargest Mining Sector: 15,269thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,320thHighest Average Incomes: 15,566thHighest Food Quality: 15,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,476thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,074thLargest Retail Industry: 20,184thMost Efficient Economies: 20,344thHealthiest Citizens: 21,637thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,547thLargest Governments: 22,619thMost Patriotic: 23,402ndSmartest Citizens: 26,539th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the region

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