The Dolphin's Paradise of Dolplandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matthew Wei with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.215 billion Dolplandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hibiscus City. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dolplandian economy, worth 853 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,362 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, Hibiscus City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown. Dolplandia's national animal is the Long-beaked Common Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lenikobu.

Dolplandia is ranked 118,638^th in the world and 60^th in Lands End for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,764.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.