The Lone Ranger of Karputsk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by William Attlee with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.76 billion Karputskians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prutin. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The very strong Karputskian economy, worth a remarkable 2,259 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,290 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karputsk's national animal is the Philip, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Karputsk is ranked 5,908^th in the world and 1^st in Founderless for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.23 Bananas Ingested Per Day.