The Empire of Zennit is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zahard Yassin Zenit with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.991 billion Zennitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zenit City. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zennitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Zenits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,372 Zenits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Health insurance executives die young due to their claims being denied by their own companies, sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Zennitian schools, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and the government throws money at problems when in a jam. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zennit's national animal is the Shylily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Apostolic Catholicism.

Zennit is ranked 95,258^th in the world and 607^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,377.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.