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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,161st Highest Poor Incomes: 4,164th Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,219th
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Consumers of Lies - Children of the Mother and Father
Media Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.38 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn


The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.38 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth 462 trillion Crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 194,352 Crimins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, they say that Crown Prince Remus Raewyn's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, and it is often said that only Crown Prince Remus Raewyn could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the undead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glacikaldr is ranked 161,756th in the world and 3,656th in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

Lowest Crime Rates: 4,161stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,219thLargest Governments: 4,722ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,917thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,936thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,199thMost Developed: 6,665thMost Influential: 7,052ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,068thMost Efficient Economies: 7,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,216thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,353rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,740thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,509thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,758thSmartest Citizens: 9,188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,544thLargest Retail Industry: 10,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,131stBest Weather: 11,237thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,869thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,363rdMost Inclusive: 15,252ndLargest Publishing Industry: 16,486th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 136th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 136th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 155th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 158th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 162nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 183rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 193rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 200th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 213th in the regionBest Weather: 215th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 216th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 231st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 231st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 243rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 244th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 331st in the regionMost Secular: 344th in the region

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