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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,417thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,271stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,645th
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.004 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Animalspooky scary skeleton

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 11.004 billion Glacikaldrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,340 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,725 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Crown Prince Remus Raewyn is a silly poophead, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 186,227th in the world and 11,583rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 13.65 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,417thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,271stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,645thLowest Crime Rates: 3,730thLargest Governments: 4,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,820thMost Developed: 4,972ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,998thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,074thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,375thHealthiest Citizens: 5,857thHighest Average Incomes: 6,242ndSmartest Citizens: 6,278thMost Efficient Economies: 7,119thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,143rdMost Patriotic: 7,528thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,792ndHighest Economic Output: 7,877thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,691stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,915thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,512thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,899thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,918thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,934thHighest Food Quality: 10,020thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,126thBest Weather: 10,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,244thMost Inclusive: 11,285thMost Secular: 11,594thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,121stMost Influential: 12,564thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,645thMost Cultured: 12,867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,371stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15,370thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,989thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,962nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 152nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 177th in the regionMost Patriotic: 187th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 207th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 214th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 215th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 228th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 244th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 248th in the regionBest Weather: 255th in the regionMost Inclusive: 257th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 261st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 263rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 263rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 279th in the regionMost Cultured: 302nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 303rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 307th in the regionMost Secular: 422nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 471st in the regionRudest Citizens: 507th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 544th in the regionLargest Populations: 649th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,056th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,174th in the regionSafest: 1,232nd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,524th in the region

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