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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,886th Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,996th Largest Governments: 4,106th
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Oofa doofa.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.439 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Currencycandy cane

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.439 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth 703 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,611 candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, it's best not to ask what goes into Dal'Kaldera Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 9,451st in the world and 186th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,429.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,886thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,996thLargest Governments: 4,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,119thHighest Average Incomes: 5,147thMost Developed: 5,446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,773rdMost Influential: 5,810thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,872ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,239thHealthiest Citizens: 6,572ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,662ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,013thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,314thSmartest Citizens: 7,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,842ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,922ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,950thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,715thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,692ndMost Secular: 9,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,271stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,351stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,364thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,607thBest Weather: 10,773rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,965thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,377thMost Inclusive: 12,508thMost Cultured: 13,084thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,662nd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 113th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 171st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 174th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 189th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 194th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 197th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionMost Inclusive: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 218th in the regionBest Weather: 219th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 236th in the regionMost Secular: 237th in the regionMost Cultured: 260th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 282nd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 370th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 454th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 566th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 632nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 701st in the region

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