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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,587thLargest Governments: 3,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,076th
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.905 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Animalspooky scary skeleton

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.905 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,700 crimins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, royal babies are so on-point right now, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 5,491st in the world and 147th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 210,700.65 Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,587thLargest Governments: 3,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,076thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,618thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,813thMost Developed: 4,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,108thHealthiest Citizens: 5,148thHighest Average Incomes: 5,491stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,580thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,330thSmartest Citizens: 6,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,147thBest Weather: 8,445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,492ndMost Secular: 8,690thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,212thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,262ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,476thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,634thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,959thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,990thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,803rdHighest Economic Output: 10,988thMost Inclusive: 11,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,590thMost Influential: 11,967thLargest Retail Industry: 12,840thMost Cultured: 13,362ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,461stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,192nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 133rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 188th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 190th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 206th in the regionBest Weather: 208th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 234th in the regionMost Inclusive: 236th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 237th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 244th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 246th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 248th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 253rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 263rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionMost Secular: 282nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 290th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 296th in the regionMost Cultured: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 314th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 342nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 417th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 417th in the region

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