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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,910th Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,120th Largest Governments: 4,315th
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Consumers of Lies - Children of the Mother and Father
Media Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.945 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism


The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.945 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth 598 trillion Crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,146 Crimins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly secular, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Dal'Kaldera make great practice for foreign snipers, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the undead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 151,596th in the world and 6,113th in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 3.5 Prayers Per Hour.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,120thLargest Governments: 4,315thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,948thHighest Average Incomes: 5,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,731stMost Developed: 5,785thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,285thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,297thHealthiest Citizens: 6,337thMost Efficient Economies: 6,873rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,486thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,641stMost Influential: 7,671stSmartest Citizens: 7,790thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,994thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,692ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,017thMost Secular: 10,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,259thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,684thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,867thLargest Retail Industry: 11,260thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,646thBest Weather: 12,226thMost Inclusive: 12,757thMost Cultured: 13,407thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,843rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,345th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionMost Developed: 118th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 118th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 153rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 185th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 205th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 207th in the regionMost Inclusive: 211th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 223rd in the regionBest Weather: 224th in the regionMost Secular: 226th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 227th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 237th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 257th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 270th in the regionMost Cultured: 286th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 491st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 514th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 526th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 602nd in the region

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