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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,614th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,848th Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,072nd
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Oofa doofa.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.84 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Currencycandy cane

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.84 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth 787 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,132 candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 4,072nd in the world and 82nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 561.77 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 3,614thLowest Crime Rates: 3,848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,072ndLargest Governments: 4,078thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,988thHighest Average Incomes: 5,173rdMost Developed: 5,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,515thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,751stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,286thMost Efficient Economies: 6,579thHealthiest Citizens: 6,596thMost Influential: 6,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,971stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,175thSmartest Citizens: 7,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,797thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,363rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,240thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,661stMost Secular: 9,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,101stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,385thBest Weather: 10,659thLargest Retail Industry: 10,882ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,125thMost Inclusive: 12,342ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,362ndMost Cultured: 12,813thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,722ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,020th
Highest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 137th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 137th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 158th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 185th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 191st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 192nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 199th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 203rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 208th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 220th in the regionMost Inclusive: 225th in the regionBest Weather: 233rd in the regionMost Secular: 235th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 237th in the regionMost Cultured: 280th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 291st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 375th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 422nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 578th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 618th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Andromeda Islands, Frattastan IV, Zavea, Farrakhan, Unibot III, Melon feud, Emeseses, Zyonn, 2nd Thij Empire, and UKIMAR RBON.

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