by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Highest Poor Incomes: 3,115thLowest Crime Rates: 3,491stLargest Governments: 3,791st
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Glacikaldr

Population7.511 billion

CapitalDal'Kaldera
LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Currencycrimin
Animalspooky scary skeleton

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.511 billion Glacikaldrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,643 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 223,409th in the world and 6,106th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 34.74 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Top
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,115thLowest Crime Rates: 3,491stLargest Governments: 3,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,186thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,756thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,760thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,922ndMost Developed: 4,982ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,164thHighest Average Incomes: 5,566thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,018thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,528thSmartest Citizens: 6,726thMost Efficient Economies: 7,032ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,585thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,384thMost Secular: 9,018thBest Weather: 9,282ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,316thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,824thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,284thHighest Economic Output: 10,341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,377thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,758thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,046thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,395thMost Inclusive: 11,470thTop
10%
Most Influential: 12,061stLargest Retail Industry: 13,469thMost Cultured: 13,799thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,800th
Top
5%
Lowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 113th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 118th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 151st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 160th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 204th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 208th in the regionBest Weather: 211th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 219th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 241st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 249th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 249th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 260th in the regionMost Secular: 277th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 283rd in the regionMost Cultured: 284th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 344th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 346th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 371st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 372nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 384th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 450th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 596th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Glacikaldr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Glacikaldr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Glacikaldr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Glacikaldr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Glacikaldr, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Glacikaldr, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Glacikaldr, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Glacikaldr was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Glacikaldr, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment.
  • : Following new legislation in Glacikaldr, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.

More...

View Forum posts

Report