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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,891st Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,996th Largest Governments: 4,102nd
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Oofa doofa.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.433 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Currencycandy cane

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.433 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth 702 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,611 candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, it's best not to ask what goes into Dal'Kaldera Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 12,387th in the world and 566th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,625.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,891stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,996thLargest Governments: 4,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,215thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,880thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,131stHighest Average Incomes: 5,155thMost Developed: 5,434thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,790thMost Influential: 5,793rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,881stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,246thHealthiest Citizens: 6,581stMost Efficient Economies: 6,674thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,018thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,324thSmartest Citizens: 7,545thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,935thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,973rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,719thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,138thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,702ndMost Secular: 9,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,354thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,372ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,626thBest Weather: 10,779thLargest Retail Industry: 11,007thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,387thMost Inclusive: 12,513thMost Cultured: 13,099thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,686th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 171st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 174th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 188th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 195th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 197th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 202nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Inclusive: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 217th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 218th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 233rd in the regionMost Secular: 234th in the regionMost Cultured: 261st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 284th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 370th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 453rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 566th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 623rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 699th in the region

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