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Most Cultured: 8thHighest Food Quality: 22ndSmartest Citizens: 24th
The Hivemind of
Left-wing Utopia
All Motion, Mutilation
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Seid

Population28.248 billion

Capitalour brains
Leadereveryone
Faithus

Currencythought
Animalindividual

The Hivemind of The Seid is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by everyone with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.248 billion minds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our brains. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seidian economy, worth an astonishing 12,890 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 456,340 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, snitches get riches, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is totally unknown. The Seid's national animal is the individual, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is us.

The Seid is ranked 821st in the world and 1st in Refugia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 18,830.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Cultured: 8thHighest Food Quality: 22ndSmartest Citizens: 24thMost Inclusive: 33rdMost Advanced Public Education: 40thHighest Average Tax Rates: 45thMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rdLargest Governments: 75thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80thMost Rebellious Youth: 80thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 86thLargest Welfare Programs: 120thMost Secular: 128thLeast Corrupt Governments: 180thHighest Poor Incomes: 228thHealthiest Citizens: 240thMost Developed: 261stMost Patriotic: 279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 280thMost Beautiful Environments: 280thLongest Average Lifespans: 283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 313thLargest Information Technology Sector: 337thRudest Citizens: 358thHighest Economic Output: 427thMost Efficient Economies: 542ndLargest Publishing Industry: 565thHighest Average Incomes: 612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 753rdSafest: 765thNicest Citizens: 789thMost Subsidized Industry: 821stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,375thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,389thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,845thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,485thNudest: 13,362ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,083rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,074thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,681stMost Armed: 16,535thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,530thMost Income Equality: 24,983rdMost Politically Free: 25,273rd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, snitches get riches.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, Everyone's new office is 6 by 8 feet with steel walls and a barred door.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.

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