The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.227 billion Triumphants enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion one piece is reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 220,392 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A third of Triumphants are e-certified CEOs, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.

Triumphancy is ranked 5,198^th in the world and 86^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 553.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.