The Commonwealth of Greater Agnolia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 486 million Agnolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Agnolian economy, worth 53.8 trillion Agnolian Rens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,604 Agnolian Rens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, tourists call Agnolian beach towns "the fine coastline", bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, and the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Agnolia's national animal is the Baltic Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Agnolia is ranked 75,928^th in the world and 316^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,302.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.