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Highest Economic Output: 431stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 505thMost Efficient Economies: 602nd
The Entity of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I can't believe I still play this game
Lance Turbo
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Super Mega Awesome

Population32.797 billion

CapitalAwesomoria
LeaderLance Turbo

Currencyawesome
Animalpoobum weehead

The Entity of Super Mega Awesome is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lance Turbo with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.797 billion Super Mega Awesomoids have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesomoria. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Super Mega Awesomoidian economy, worth an astonishing 10,728 trillion awesomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 327,129 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, they say that Lance Turbo's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, and patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Mega Awesome's national animal is the poobum weehead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Super Mega Awesome is ranked 230,017th in the world and 6,967th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -940.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Economic Output: 431stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 505thMost Efficient Economies: 602ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 903rdHighest Poor Incomes: 908thMost Scientifically Advanced: 938thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,275thRudest Citizens: 1,423rdSafest: 1,613thHighest Average Incomes: 1,620thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,645thLowest Crime Rates: 1,647thLargest Mining Sector: 1,680thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,744thLargest Populations: 1,817thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,823rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,119thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,139thLargest Governments: 2,141stSmartest Citizens: 2,212thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,430thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,516thMost Developed: 2,614thMost Patriotic: 3,238thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,354thLargest Retail Industry: 3,786thFattest Citizens: 3,911thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,361stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,510thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,485thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,177thMost Influential: 6,184thMost Secular: 6,249thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,761stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,824thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,258thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,469thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,074thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,471st
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Highest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionSafest: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Developed: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Patriotic: 85th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 106th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionFattest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 161st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 188th in the regionMost Secular: 188th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 188th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 234th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 252nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 273rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 280th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 289th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 300th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 421st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 588th in the regionMost Stationary: 642nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 692nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, they say that Lance Turbo's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Super Mega Awesome was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Super Mega Awesome was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".

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