The Free Land of Aianistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Giorgio243 with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 9.91 billion Aianistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, with Environment, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerevan. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aianistanian economy, worth 666 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 67,223 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Yerevan make great practice for foreign snipers, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aianistan's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aianistan is ranked 157,998^th in the world and 3,251^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 10.48 flags saluted per person per day.