The Unforgiving Cold of Arctic Lands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Andrey Bunkernyy with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.334 billion Arctisans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Arctisian economy, worth 723 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 217,112 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arctic Lands's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is not the way to go.

Arctic Lands is ranked 926^th in the world and 26^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 99.16 Atheism Rate.