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Largest Welfare Programs: 188th Most Pacifist: 202nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Ehhh, we'll do it tomorrow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population18.453 billion

LeaderBardock Obama


The United Socialist States of DisregardWork is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bardock Obama with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.453 billion DisregardWorkians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DisregardWorkian economy, worth a remarkable 5,385 trillion bullets a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 291,843 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, devotion to God is only skin-deep, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is totally unknown. DisregardWork's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DisregardWork is ranked 166,302nd in the world and 4,954th in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 2.3 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 188thMost Pacifist: 202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215thMost Advanced Public Education: 227thMost Cultured: 233rdLargest Publishing Industry: 258thHealthiest Citizens: 266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 266thLeast Corrupt Governments: 283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 356thSmartest Citizens: 365thMost Cheerful Citizens: 380thLargest Governments: 382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 388thMost Efficient Economies: 477thSafest: 511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 630thNicest Citizens: 665thMost Developed: 705thLowest Crime Rates: 760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 849thMost Inclusive: 920thMost Compassionate Citizens: 926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,061stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,176thHighest Economic Output: 1,316thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,472ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,685thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,802ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,325thMost Secular: 2,349thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,676thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,239thBest Weather: 5,676thMost Influential: 6,356thLargest Populations: 6,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,323rdTop
Most Income Equality: 10,045th
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 70th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionLargest Populations: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 124th in the regionBest Weather: 145th in the regionMost Income Equality: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 197th in the region

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