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Largest Welfare Programs: 186thMost Pacifist: 210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 212th
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Ehhh, we'll do it tomorrow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population19.99 billion

LeaderBardock Obama


The United Socialist States of DisregardWork is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bardock Obama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.99 billion DisregardWorkians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DisregardWorkian economy, worth a remarkable 5,852 trillion bullets a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,776 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meh Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and sex changes are routinely performed at DisregardWork's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. DisregardWork's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DisregardWork is ranked 200,232nd in the world and 5,102nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 186thMost Pacifist: 210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 212thMost Developed: 243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 247thMost Cultured: 252ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 255thLargest Publishing Industry: 261stHealthiest Citizens: 273rdLongest Average Lifespans: 273rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 285thHighest Average Tax Rates: 352ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 367thLargest Governments: 385thSmartest Citizens: 404thHighest Poor Incomes: 449thSafest: 501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 586thNicest Citizens: 699thLowest Crime Rates: 752ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 996thMost Inclusive: 1,003rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,058thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,231stHighest Economic Output: 1,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,700thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,112thMost Secular: 2,729thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,767thBest Weather: 4,980thMost Influential: 5,444thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,999thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,036thLargest Populations: 6,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,308thTop
Most Income Equality: 11,680thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,842nd
Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionMost Secular: 93rd in the regionLargest Populations: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 150th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 209th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 214th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 226th in the regionMost Income Equality: 255th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 294th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 417th in the regionMost Stationary: 505th in the region

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