The Most Serene Republic of Perfect Sublime Masters is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ian Chung with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.185 billion Perfect Sublime Mastersians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecumenopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Perfect Sublime Mastersian economy, worth a remarkable 6,694 trillion ecumenoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,509 ecumenoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Playing card suits are sold separately, vaccinations are mandatory, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, and Ecumenopolis University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime is totally unknown. Perfect Sublime Masters's national animal is the Jack Russell terrier, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Perfect Sublime Masters is ranked 9,056^th in the world and 220^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 121.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.