The Vacant Parking Lot of Yrskienne is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jinole Craig-Chadwyk with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.955 billion Yrskienis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrsaak. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yrskiennine economy, worth 603 trillion libins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 121,857 libins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and arrow loops, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is well under control. Yrskienne's national animal is the coelacanth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yrskienne is ranked 246,818^th in the world and 6,917^th in the Rejected Realms for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.61 bananas ingested per day.