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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,448th
The Empire of
New York Times Democracy
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Firefighter Clemente
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Crazy Firemen

Population26.461 billion

CapitalSeagrave
LeaderFirefighter Clemente
FaithChurch of the Rising Phoenix

CurrencyBrotherhood
AnimalPhoenix

The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.461 billion Crazy Firemenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,993 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,916 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Rising Phoenix.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 275,456th in the world and 6,735th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -30.95 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,712thLargest Black Market: 2,137thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,642ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,800thHighest Economic Output: 3,836thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,858thMost Stationary: 4,010thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,097thLowest Crime Rates: 4,492ndLargest Populations: 4,713thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,024thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,034thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,040thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,346thMost Influential: 5,411thLargest Governments: 6,001stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,976thRudest Citizens: 7,221stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,475thMost Developed: 7,937thBest Weather: 8,045thMost Cultured: 8,797thSafest: 8,845thMost Devout: 10,281stSmartest Citizens: 11,895thHighest Food Quality: 12,754thHealthiest Citizens: 13,699thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,206thHighest Average Incomes: 15,357thMost Patriotic: 20,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,522ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,400th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 128th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionLargest Governments: 173rd in the regionMost Devout: 175th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 181st in the regionMost Developed: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 198th in the regionBest Weather: 199th in the regionSafest: 201st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 206th in the regionRudest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Cultured: 216th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 289th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 298th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 345th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 365th in the regionMost Patriotic: 489th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 501st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 607th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Gibralistan.
  • : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
  • : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sexual Predator Registry Act".
  • : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Historical Founderless Region Preservation Act ".

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