Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 156th Most Subsidized Industry: 713th Largest Black Market: 1,155th
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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.24 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,294 Brotherhoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 9,755th in the world and 158th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,633.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 156thMost Subsidized Industry: 713thLargest Black Market: 1,155thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,797thMost Influential: 3,250thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,441stHighest Economic Output: 5,062ndMost Devout: 5,208thLowest Crime Rates: 5,904thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,393rdLargest Populations: 6,943rdMost Developed: 8,124thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,377thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,797thLargest Governments: 9,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,274thMost Stationary: 10,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,595thBest Weather: 14,648thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,497th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 80th in the regionLargest Populations: 94th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionMost Devout: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 140th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 155th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 179th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionSafest: 242nd in the regionBest Weather: 251st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 294th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Crazy Firemen published "Acquired all of Mother Russia's ICBM's" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Crazy Firemen endorsed The Still an FRA Oligarch of Guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Crazy Firemen was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".
  • : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".


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