The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.24 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,294 Brotherhoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Crazy Firemen published "Acquired all of Mother Russia's ICBM's" (Factbook: Military).
- : Crazy Firemen endorsed The Still an FRA Oligarch of Guy.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Crazy Firemen was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
- : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
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