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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 108thMost Subsidized Industry: 846thLargest Black Market: 1,307th
The Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Firefighter Clemente
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Crazy Firemen

Population21.824 billion

CapitalSeagrave
LeaderFirefighter Clemente
FaithChurch of the Rising Phoenix

CurrencyBrotherhood
AnimalPhoenix

The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.824 billion Crazy Firemenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,518 Brotherhoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, the government loves seeing the little people fight, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and employers are keenest on employees who lack family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Rising Phoenix.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 7,930th in the world and 201st in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.62 Years.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 108thMost Subsidized Industry: 846thLargest Black Market: 1,307thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,568thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,962ndHighest Economic Output: 3,446thMost Influential: 3,955thLowest Crime Rates: 3,992ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,095thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,729thMost Stationary: 4,732ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,761stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,979thLargest Populations: 5,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,481stLargest Governments: 5,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,875thRudest Citizens: 5,960thMost Developed: 7,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,930thMost Devout: 8,076thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,323rdMost Cultured: 8,618thSafest: 9,815thTop
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Best Weather: 11,181stSmartest Citizens: 11,679thHighest Average Incomes: 12,528thHealthiest Citizens: 13,334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,812th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 158th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 166th in the regionMost Developed: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 201st in the regionSafest: 203rd in the regionMost Devout: 203rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 207th in the regionMost Cultured: 207th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 263rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 273rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 452nd in the region

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