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Most Developed: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49thLongest Average Lifespans: 51st
The Gold Zombie Nation States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Blue Moo Friendship Easter Egg Nation States
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Farrakhan

Population11.86 billion

CapitalFriendship Luck Space Alien Pizza
LeaderThe Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan
FaithIslam

CurrencyBitcoin Gold
AnimalMonster Four Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer

The Gold Zombie Nation States of Farrakhan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.86 billion Farrakhanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friendship Luck Space Alien Pizza. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Farrakhanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,135 trillion Bitcoin Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 433,026 Bitcoin Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Write-in candidate 'The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan Sucks' is perennially popular, bins outnumber trees in city parks, The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan bores party-goers with healthy tips and sugar-free snacks (Farrakhan has found 5 easter eggs), and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farrakhan's national animal is the Monster Four Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Farrakhan is ranked 185,958th in the world and 6,456th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -6.71 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Developed: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49thLongest Average Lifespans: 51stHealthiest Citizens: 58thMost Valuable International Artwork: 68thSmartest Citizens: 69thSafest: 73rdBest Weather: 83rdLowest Crime Rates: 95thMost Beautiful Environments: 96thMost Pacifist: 97thMost Efficient Economies: 126thLeast Corrupt Governments: 140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 167thLargest Governments: 170thNicest Citizens: 174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 187thMost Advanced Public Education: 205thMost Inclusive: 217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 337thMost Cultured: 360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 399thHighest Poor Incomes: 400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 408thMost Subsidized Industry: 447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 470thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 486thHighest Average Incomes: 525thLargest Welfare Programs: 724thLargest Publishing Industry: 801stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,232ndHighest Economic Output: 1,678thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,728thMost Secular: 1,827thTop
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Most Influential: 2,467thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,714thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,165thRudest Citizens: 4,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,571stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,715thMost Stationary: 6,861stLargest Retail Industry: 7,955thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,855th
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60th in the regionMost Stationary: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 75th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 101st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 119th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 188th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 194th in the regionLargest Populations: 315th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 552nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan bores party-goers with healthy tips and sugar-free snacks (Farrakhan has found 5 easter eggs).
  • : Farrakhan changed its national motto to "Blue Moo Friendship Easter Egg Nation States".
  • : Farrakhan endorsed The Glitch in the System of The Church of Satan.
  • : Farrakhan was endorsed by The Glitch in the System of The Church of Satan.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, write-in candidate 'The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Farrakhan has found 5 easter eggs).

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