The Gold Zombie Nation States of Farrakhan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.86 billion Farrakhanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friendship Luck Space Alien Pizza. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Farrakhanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,135 trillion Bitcoin Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 433,026 Bitcoin Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Write-in candidate 'The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan Sucks' is perennially popular, bins outnumber trees in city parks, The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan bores party-goers with healthy tips and sugar-free snacks (Farrakhan has found 5 easter eggs), and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farrakhan's national animal is the Monster Four Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Farrakhan is ranked 185,958^th in the world and 6,456^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -6.71 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.