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Most Subsidized Industry: 139th Highest Poor Incomes: 201st Largest Black Market: 201st
The Guychat Fiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gest only jests about everything bar cookies
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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NOrTh pAcIfiC spY

Population8.732 billion

CapitalNorth Pacific Spying HQ

AnimalCookie Monster

The Guychat Fiefdom of NOrTh pAcIfiC spY is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gertrude with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.732 billion NOrTh pAcIfiC spYians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pacific Spying HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NOrTh pAcIfiC spYian economy, worth a remarkable 3,746 trillion Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 429,037 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. NOrTh pAcIfiC spY's national animal is the Cookie Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gestdom.

NOrTh pAcIfiC spY is ranked 108,480th in the world and 3,763rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 139thHighest Poor Incomes: 201stLargest Black Market: 201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 396thLargest Insurance Industry: 411thHighest Average Incomes: 415thMost Advanced Public Transport: 477thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 519thMost Corrupt Governments: 597thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 792ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,105thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,336thMost Avoided: 1,390thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,628thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,631stMost Devout: 1,811thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,814thLargest Governments: 1,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,161stHighest Economic Output: 2,275thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,348thLowest Crime Rates: 3,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,096thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,481stMost Efficient Economies: 4,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,208thTop
Most Conservative: 8,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,420thMost Authoritarian: 9,931stLargest Retail Industry: 9,943rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,041stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,474th
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 46th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rd in the regionMost Conservative: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 219th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 253rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 274th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 331st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 340th in the regionMost Influential: 422nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 547th in the region

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