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Most Subsidized Industry: 144th Largest Black Market: 179th Highest Poor Incomes: 195th
The Guychat Fiefdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Gest only jests about everything bar cookies
Gertrude
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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NOrTh pAcIfiC spY

Population9.622 billion

CapitalNorth Pacific Spying HQ
LeaderGertrude
FaithGestdom

CurrencyCookie
AnimalCookie Monster

The Guychat Fiefdom of NOrTh pAcIfiC spY is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gertrude with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.622 billion NOrTh pAcIfiC spYians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pacific Spying HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient NOrTh pAcIfiC spYian economy, worth a remarkable 4,172 trillion Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 433,613 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the NOrTh pAcIfiC spYian military unleashed its biological weapons, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. NOrTh pAcIfiC spY's national animal is the Cookie Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gestdom.

NOrTh pAcIfiC spY is ranked 1,327th in the world and 36th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 11,897.18 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 144thLargest Black Market: 179thHighest Poor Incomes: 195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 234thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 259thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 409thLargest Insurance Industry: 431stHighest Average Incomes: 433rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 520thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 621stMost Corrupt Governments: 637thLargest Mining Sector: 1,078thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,327thMost Avoided: 1,447thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,689thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,773rdMost Devout: 1,816thLargest Governments: 1,853rdHighest Economic Output: 2,092ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,341stLowest Crime Rates: 3,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,217thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,297thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,739thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,325thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,922ndMost Conservative: 9,388thMost Authoritarian: 9,498thLargest Retail Industry: 11,274thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,387thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,223rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,933rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,915th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Avoided: 51st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 70th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 120th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 186th in the regionMost Conservative: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 215th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 217th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 256th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 333rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 354th in the regionMost Influential: 390th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 450th in the region

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