The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, devout population of 23.842 billion Topazites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cleo and Topazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Furs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,201 Furs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, the official Cleo And Topazian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reform Felineism.

Cleo and Topaz is ranked 46,343^rd in the world and 1,026^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,568.12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.