Best Weather: 2,045th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,234th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,993rd
The Kingdom of
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The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.142 billion Topazites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The powerhouse Cleo and Topazian economy, worth 834 trillion Furs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 59,022 Furs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,803 per year while the poor average 15,399, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Brwoopt as a backdrop, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reform Felineism.

Cleo and Topaz is ranked 144,147th in the world and 2,676th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -207.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Best Weather: 2,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,234thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,993rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,377thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,666thMost Devout: 5,383rdNicest Citizens: 5,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,843rdLargest Populations: 7,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,116thMost Influential: 7,343rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,503rdHighest Economic Output: 12,319thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,035thLowest Crime Rates: 14,143rdMost Developed: 15,496th
Best Weather: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionNicest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionLargest Populations: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionMost Devout: 115th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 118th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 231st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 241st in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 276th in the region

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