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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,559th Best Weather: 1,959th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,572nd
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Cleo and Topaz

Population19.829 billion

LeaderHM Cleo and HM Topaz
FaithReform Felineism

AnimalGray Cat

The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 19.829 billion Topazites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The all-consuming Cleo and Topazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Furs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,000 Furs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reform Felineism.

Cleo and Topaz is ranked 1,559th in the world and 42nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,428.88 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,559thBest Weather: 1,959thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,572ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,718thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,780thMost Influential: 4,427thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,236thLargest Populations: 5,296thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,862ndMost Devout: 6,491stNicest Citizens: 6,705thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,051stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,640thHighest Economic Output: 9,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,972ndMost Stationary: 11,561stMost Developed: 13,613thSmartest Citizens: 14,844thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,845th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionMost Stationary: 107th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Devout: 145th in the regionNicest Citizens: 162nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 194th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 219th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 258th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 270th in the regionMost Developed: 317th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 322nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 441st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 499th in the region

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