The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 19.829 billion Topazites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The all-consuming Cleo and Topazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Furs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,000 Furs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reform Felineism.

Cleo and Topaz is ranked 1,559^th in the world and 42^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,428.88 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.