The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 15.269 billion Topazites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.3%.

The powerhouse Cleo and Topazian economy, worth 946 trillion Furs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,963 Furs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,900 per year while the poor average 17,297, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Edutainment video games are taking Cleo and Topaz's students to the next level, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, foreign musicians that HM Cleo and HM Topaz dislikes are turned away at the border, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Topazites's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reform Felineism.

Cleo and Topaz is ranked 30,537^th in the world and 512^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 93.63 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.