The Grand Utopian Commonwealth of Toerana is a massive, safe nation, ruled by BowShot118 Kyosson with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.615 billion Toeranans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eboracum. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toeranan economy, worth 384 trillion Toeranan Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,226 Toeranan Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mollycoddled youths run the country, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toerana's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UniWardrobeism.

Toerana is ranked 231,238^th in the world and 6,571^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -24.31 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.