by Max Barry

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Healthiest Citizens: 4,733rdBest Weather: 4,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,233rd
The United Empire of
Father Knows Best State
When one empire falls, We rise to take its place
Emperor Noel the III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.403 billion

LeaderEmperor Noel the III

CurrencyHypon Turam

The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.403 billion Hyponians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hypo-Turamian economy, worth 704 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,394 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, the government snoops on private internet connections, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 27,910th in the world and 901st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 704 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Healthiest Citizens: 4,733rdBest Weather: 4,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,387thMost Influential: 5,462ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,510thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,381stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,355thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,475thMost Developed: 7,781stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,926thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,192ndLargest Governments: 9,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,707thMost Inclusive: 10,302ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,764thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,827thTop
Most Cultured: 13,382ndSmartest Citizens: 14,398thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,815thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,683rdMost Secular: 20,870thMost Efficient Economies: 21,773rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 174th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 174th in the regionMost Developed: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 207th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 208th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 256th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 260th in the regionLargest Governments: 263rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 281st in the regionMost Cultured: 288th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 314th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 382nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 514th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 575th in the regionMost Secular: 661st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 662nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 706th in the region

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