The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.05 billion Hyponians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyponichtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,220 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,150 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tulipism.

Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 17,753^rd in the world and 352^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 170,150.8 Standard Monetary Units.