The Great nest and True Artist of Land of bird is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Bird Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.039 billion Land of birdians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bird mans base. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Land of birdian economy, worth 157 trillion Bird banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,897 Bird banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Land Of Birdian Navy, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, bars are packed at all hours, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown. Land of bird's national animal is the Bullfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sillyism.

Land of bird is ranked 70,057^th in the world and 1,664^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,101.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.