by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 1,490thLargest Populations: 1,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,784th
The Royal Confederation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Do not do today what you can always do tomorrow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population34.179 billion

CapitalBeezertopia City
LeaderThe Kopper
Faithlittle bit of this and that

AnimalClydesdale Horse

The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 34.179 billion Beezertopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,540 trillion mithrils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 45,063 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being The Kopper has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, they who do not work shall not eat, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, and The Kopper can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 175,006th in the world and 5,181st in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 890.89 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,365thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,913thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,991stMost Influential: 5,091stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,807thSafest: 5,962ndMost Pacifist: 6,075thHealthiest Citizens: 6,211thMost Stationary: 6,236thLowest Crime Rates: 6,412thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,635thSmartest Citizens: 7,707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,679thHighest Food Quality: 10,617thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,527thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,747thMost Cultured: 13,080thNicest Citizens: 13,659thMost Secular: 14,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,001stLargest Publishing Industry: 19,203rdLargest Governments: 20,976th
Largest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionMost Stationary: 56th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionSafest: 138th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 141st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 222nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 232nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 251st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 270th in the regionMost Cultured: 283rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 285th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 386th in the regionMost Secular: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 502nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 507th in the regionLargest Governments: 602nd in the region

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