by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 1,548thBest Weather: 1,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,977th
The Royal Confederation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Do not do today what you can always do tomorrow
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population32.085 billion

CapitalBeezertopia City
LeaderThe Kopper
Faithlittle bit of this and that

AnimalClydesdale Horse

The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 32.085 billion Beezertopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Beezertopian economy, worth 976 trillion mithrils a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,444 mithrils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 14,525th in the world and 329th in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.65 Years.

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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,905thMost Influential: 4,266thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,019thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,424thSafest: 6,196thMost Pacifist: 6,268thMost Stationary: 6,809thHealthiest Citizens: 6,935thLowest Crime Rates: 7,162ndSmartest Citizens: 7,878thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,697thNicest Citizens: 14,504thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,525thMost Cultured: 15,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,701stHighest Economic Output: 17,204thMost Secular: 18,691st
Largest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionMost Stationary: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionMost Pacifist: 120th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 162nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 231st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 265th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 338th in the regionMost Cultured: 339th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 461st in the regionMost Secular: 522nd in the region

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