The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 41.764 billion Beezertopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,453 trillion mithrils a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,687 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, news headlines usually include p-values, and the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 4,166^th in the world and 101^st in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 132.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.