The Shattered Colonies of Razorback is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overseer with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 25.222 billion Razorbackians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razorback City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Razorbackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,269 trillion Ragnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,276 Ragnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Overseer, and there's some really clean windows in Razorbackian houses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Razorback's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Razorback is ranked 13,795^th in the world and 289^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 86.52 Atheism Rate.