The Shattered Colonies of Razorback is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Overseer with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 20.008 billion Razorbackians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razorback City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Razorbackian economy, worth a remarkable 3,261 trillion Ragnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,021 Ragnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, foreign leaders are advising that Overseer's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, a government program is underway to revitalize Razorback's beaches, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Razorback's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Razorback is ranked 241,410^th in the world and 6,648^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.