The Free City of Keltionialang is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Council Of The 5 with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.4 billion Belsilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsilia. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Belsilian economy, worth 134 trillion Belsilian Coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,849 Belsilian Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belsilian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and the news is showing footage of Grand Council Of The 5 bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keltionialang's national animal is the Anteater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atomic Catholicism.

Keltionialang is ranked 152,778^th in the world and 141^st in Brebina for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 104,209 Standard Monetary Units.