by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,385thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,275th
The Free City of
Democratic Socialists
Cosmic wrath made manifest...
Grand Council Of The 5
The Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.4 billion

LeaderGrand Council Of The 5
FaithAtomic Catholicism

CurrencyBelsilian Coin

The Free City of Keltionialang is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Council Of The 5 with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.4 billion Belsilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsilia. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Belsilian economy, worth 134 trillion Belsilian Coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,849 Belsilian Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belsilian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and the news is showing footage of Grand Council Of The 5 bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keltionialang's national animal is the Anteater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atomic Catholicism.

Keltionialang is ranked 152,778th in the world and 141st in Brebina for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 104,209 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,385thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,275thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,703rdMost Inclusive: 9,400thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,125thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,403rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,438thNicest Citizens: 11,565thHighest Food Quality: 13,107thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,316thMost Developed: 13,598thTop
Largest Governments: 14,317thMost Cultured: 14,482ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,680thMost Income Equality: 15,672ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,364thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,493rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,196thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,881stBest Weather: 22,491stSmartest Citizens: 24,513thLowest Crime Rates: 24,994th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Gorutimania, Salad Catia, and Lugarvatn.