The Commonwealth of Allwarts is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Warton with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 25.249 billion Allwartsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartovia. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Allwartsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,424 trillion Warts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 214,820 Warts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, where there's smoke there's the Allwartsian Forestry Department, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allwarts's national animal is the Warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the All Seeing.

Allwarts is ranked 11,020^th in the world and 258^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 106,519.84 Standard Monetary Units.