by Max Barry

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,194thRudest Citizens: 1,320thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,424th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
President Warton
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population25.249 billion

LeaderPresident Warton
FaithThe Church of the All Seeing


The Commonwealth of Allwarts is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Warton with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 25.249 billion Allwartsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartovia. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Allwartsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,424 trillion Warts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 214,820 Warts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, where there's smoke there's the Allwartsian Forestry Department, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allwarts's national animal is the Warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the All Seeing.

Allwarts is ranked 11,020th in the world and 258th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 106,519.84 Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,194thRudest Citizens: 1,320thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,424thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,174thHighest Economic Output: 2,239thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,699thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,168thMost Cultured: 3,432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,689thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,250thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,947thMost Efficient Economies: 5,025thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,171stLargest Populations: 5,328thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,432ndBest Weather: 6,088thHighest Average Incomes: 6,137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,143rdMost Influential: 6,200thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,631stMost Patriotic: 6,872ndSmartest Citizens: 7,432ndMost Developed: 7,804thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,816thHighest Food Quality: 9,974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,997thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,020thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,482ndMost Armed: 11,601stLargest Black Market: 12,726thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,682ndMost Secular: 14,800thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,470thLargest Governments: 18,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,959thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,515thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,853rdMost Average: 23,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,839th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Populations: 88th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 89th in the regionMost Cultured: 102nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 117th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 129th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 136th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 184th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost Patriotic: 189th in the regionMost Developed: 192nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 233rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 269th in the regionLargest Black Market: 270th in the regionMost Armed: 273rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 273rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 299th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 309th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 383rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 396th in the regionLargest Governments: 401st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 449th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 509th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 514th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 531st in the regionMost Stationary: 535th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 561st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 637th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket.
  • : Allwarts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Allwarts voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Allwarts voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, where there's smoke there's the Allwartsian Forestry Department.
  • : Allwarts endorsed The Dictatorship of LoboHobo.
  • : Allwarts was endorsed by The Dictatorship of LoboHobo.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, tourists call Allwartsian beach towns "the fine coastline".