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Most Efficient Economies: 792nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 993rd Rudest Citizens: 1,144th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Why
President Warton
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Allwarts

Population19.145 billion

CapitalWartovia
LeaderPresident Warton
FaithThe Church of the All Seeing

CurrencyWart
AnimalWarthog

The Commonwealth of Allwarts is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Warton with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.145 billion Allwartsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartovia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allwartsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,531 trillion Warts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,452 Warts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government-sponsored autobiography 'A President Warton For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of President Warton's supporters, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Allwartsians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Allwarts's national animal is the Warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the All Seeing.

Allwarts is ranked 5,583rd in the world and 131st in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 141 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Efficient Economies: 792ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 993rdRudest Citizens: 1,144thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,175thLargest Retail Industry: 2,218thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,538thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,586thHighest Economic Output: 2,732ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,987thMost Influential: 3,035thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,327thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,078thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,354thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,814thBest Weather: 5,471stMost Cultured: 5,583rdLargest Populations: 5,943rdMost Stationary: 6,467thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,641stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,134thMost Armed: 7,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,295thMost Developed: 8,267thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,341stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,727thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,076thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,818thMost Average: 15,092nd
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Most Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 72nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 79th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 130th in the regionMost Cultured: 131st in the regionBest Weather: 137th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 148th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Armed: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Average: 235th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 237th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 240th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 247th in the regionLargest Black Market: 258th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 362nd in the regionNudest: 446th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 448th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 579th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 657th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Allwarts voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Land Management".
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Allwarts was endorsed by The Empire of Detzscren Blummv.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Allwartsians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A President Warton For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of President Warton's supporters.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, where there's smoke there's the Allwartsian Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Allwarts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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