The Federal State of Sokoslavia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by National Front Congress with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.634 billion Sokoslavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sindera. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sokoslavian economy, worth 428 trillion Denaras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,825 Denaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, National Front Congress's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sokoslavia's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zoudrinism.

Sokoslavia is ranked 34,047^th in the world and 364^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,271.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.