The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Madero with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.656 billion Caymarnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,328 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 182,993 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Madero is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caymarnia is ranked 319,462^nd in the world and 4,180^th in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -144 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.