The Thrill of Tsrill is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Keir Strmer with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, conspicuous electricity pylons, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.812 billion Tsrillik are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsrillion. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsrillik economy, worth a remarkable 3,109 trillion Tsošs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,468 Tsošs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, entomologists flock to Tsrillion for its remarkable gadfly population, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsrill's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is whatever.

Tsrill is ranked 5,383^rd in the world and 132^nd in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.74 years.