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Texas, founded in 2002, is a large, proud, friendly region where freedom is one of its greatest resources. It is home to many diverse nations. Texas has a Government, Constitution, and Elections. Come on down!

Lieutenant Governor - The Giantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins
Secretary of State - The Holy Empire of Richard
Secretary of Defense - The Federation of Amandil
Secretary of WA Affairs - The No Man's Land of No TV and No Beer

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Embassies: Wysteria, The Heartland, 10000 Islands, Canada, Yggdrasil, Antarctic Oasis, Monkey Island, Liberty Alliance, North Pacific, The Black Market, Kittens Sanctuary, Malibu Islands, Ulthar, Global Right Alliance, Spiritus, Renegade Islands Alliance, and 2 others.Nasicournia, and The Exodus.

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Regional Power: Very High

Texas contains 170 nations, the 64th most in the world.


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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Texas

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,231st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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1.The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexasWA MemberAnarchy“Home of Big Tex!”
2.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoWA MemberCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
3.The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodiaAnarchy“Live Free or Drive Hard”
4.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanBenevolent Dictatorship“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
5.The Matriarchy of JiianCompulsory Consumerist State“Speak softly, carry an absolutely huge stick”
6.The Federation of BosiuWA MemberLeft-Leaning College State“Per adura ad astra”
7.The Autonomous Collective of Discordia MagnaNew York Times Democracy“What kind of bomb was it? the Exploding Kind!!”
8.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensBenevolent Dictatorship“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
9.The Giantic Frozen Igloo of Studly PenguinsWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“If it doesn't matter who wins or loses; why keep score?”
10.The Friendly Republic of DennisovWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“Can we ever have too much of a good thing?”
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The Universal Alliance of Gig em Aggies wrote:They stil have that? Or are you just being a troll

Not bullshitting you on this one.

That is all that happens these days?!? Holy Crapamundo! We know plenty of Vietnam vets who would have traded 6 months of house arrest for service!

And what keeps your wife or mom bringing you a 6-pack?

The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas wrote:That is all that happens these days?!? Holy Crapamundo! We know plenty of Vietnam vets who would have traded 6 months of house arrest for service!

And what keeps your wife or mom bringing you a 6-pack?

Random drug tests. If any drugs excluding nicotine are found in my body, I will be thrown inside a closed prison with no hope of seeing my nephew or my brothers or parents or even studying.

Ah yes, random drug tests. Guess some things are the same regardless of what country you serve.

With the government being the dicks that they are, they haven't even repealed the law requiring every 18 year old man to serve the country.

Man-O-Man! For today's Texas Saturday Breakfast, we present Pigs In A Blanket Breakfast! We have plenty of our various homemade Sausages (pork, beef, venison, chicken, turkey, chorizo, hot, mild or sweet) all rolled up and browned to perfection. We have sausage links coming out our ears. Here's where the fun begins! For the traditionalist, we have the standard pigs which are breakfast sausages rolled in biscuit dough and baked until golden brown and delicious. For the hipsters, we have the funk! Mason Jar Pigs are made by pouring pancake batter in a mason jar, stuffing sausage links in the batter and baking the whole thing. The final product is a tube of delicious! Not funky enough? We have Flaky Kielbasa Breakfast Pigs - a good-sized chunk of a big ol' fat kielbasa, slathered with grape jelly and rolled in puff pastry. Flaky, sweet, savory perfection! Woo! Want your pigs taco-style? We will whip up some sweet golden pancakes, slap in a sausage and fold it over for the Pancake Pig Taco. Like butter with your sausage? We make Butter Croissant Pigs by wrapping breakfast sausages in super-buttery, super-flaky croissant dough and baking them up for a yummy little surprise for the unsuspecting. For the true Texan, we have Pigs in a Corn Blanket - a sweet corn pancake batter poured into muffin tins and then stuffed with halved maple-sage sausage links. You can dip these babies in maple syrup or mustard or both! Are you feeling it yet? This is some good stuff we have here today! Our final offering is the Super Pigs in a Blanket. This yummer is a healthy apple-chicken sausage paired with our famous maple-sage whole-hog sausage in a double-wide configuration and wrapped with a chunk of extra-sharp cheddar cheese in a crescent roll that is then wrapped in bacon and baked up to a glorious gold brown! How-De-Doo! Come on down, get you some pigs and we will throw them in a blanket of your choice. The Juice Bar is stocked up with all the standard juices - Orange, Apple, Grapefruit and Tomato. Today's Funky Stuff is Sweet and Spicy Corn and Jalapeño Smoothie! It doesn't get much better than this! Start your day off the right way; munch out and go back to sleep. Of course, The Never Ending Urn of Coffee is full and ready to help you wash it all down. Texas coffee doesn't get much better. Enjoy Texas! You know you want to!®

***** Texas Election Reminder *****

In Texas Election News, Third Trimester 2014 Texas Elections start Sunday November 30, 2014! It will start with Nominations Week which will run for a week. Speech & Campaign Week starts Sunday, December 7, 2014. Election Week will start on Sunday, December 14, 2014. And Election Results will be announced at High Noon on Sunday, December 21, 2014!

If you have any new positions to propose, there is a place for that. You only have 7 days left to do it. If you would like to make some Constitutional Amendments, Repeals to offer and or would like to propose new Articles, then you have until December 14, 2014! Or, if you just have questions on how this works, there is a link to the forum at the top of this page! Just to be clear: http://invisionfree.com/forums/Texas/index.php?showforum=258 Threads are up and ready! Let's go Texas!

***** Texas Chat Reminder *****

The Texas Weekly Chat Session will be Saturday (TODAY) at High Noon Texas Time (CDT) ***Saturday*** in the Chat Forum on the offsite forum. If you are already registered, just show up! (Reason #107 to register). This is a great opportunity for nations new to Texas to find out what is going on! We chat, we debate, we talk about the weather, we talk about stuff we like, stuff we hate, random stuff and more stuff. But, it is never stuffy. Usually, it is about meeting your fellow Texans and talking about the latest and most interesting stuff in NationStates at the moment. Texas Chat, 516 weeks and running! For the math-challenged, that is over 10¼ years! Check it out! Good stuff!

Wysteria Embassy in Texas would like to remind you that We will be going for a vote on The Best Architecture blueprints for The New Library for the studies of the Texas-Wysteria relations.

This Complex of buildings will Commend 11 years of Friendship & Close Ties between our two regions.

The Polls will be opened on the 27th of Nov and will be closed on the 5th of Dec with 8 Complex's to choose from.

Another notification will be given a day before the polls opened with link to the polls

What's Chorizo ? :)

The Democratic Republic of Darksolar Metropolis wrote:What's Chorizo ? :)

It's a type of sausage, made with the stuff the government won't allow to be put into pet food. ;)

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan wrote:It's a type of sausage, made with the stuff the government won't allow to be put into pet food. ;)

Lol I get ya :D

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