Wysteria RMB Wysteria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 57

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Thin Mints R In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation (elected 4 years 350 days ago)

Founder: The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce

World Factbook Entry

Founded December 21st, 2002, by some D&D players from Canada.

We are an International Online Community. Our Green and Pleasant Region extends a warm welcome to those who wish to join.

Allied with Texas and The Heartland.

Roleplaying Tech Level: Modern

Please endorse your elected Delegate, Hydroponic Nation, and participate in deciding our region's World Assembly vote.

The Summer Games have concluded! Wysteria played host to athletes from Texas, Yggdrasil, 10000 Islands, Canada, Spiritus, and Renegade Islands Alliance.

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Embassies: Texas, The Heartland, Yggdrasil, The Skeleton Army, 10000 Islands, The Cuckoos Egg, and Canada.

Tags: Map, Modern Tech, Enormous, Offsite Forums, Role Player, Commended, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Extremely High

Wysteria contains 160 nations, the 64th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were the rudest.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 325th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCapitalist Paradise“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
2.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
3.The Dominion of Complete BastardsCorporate Police State“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
4.The Revolutionary Force of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”
5.The Soul-Crushing Factories of WulfhelmCompulsory Consumerist State“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
6.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCapitalist Paradise“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
7.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCorporate Bordello“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
8.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
9.The Imperial Dominion of SdaerijiCompulsory Consumerist State“You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.”
10.The All-Consuming Hive Mind of CosmovaniaCorporate Police State“Pray for Cosmovania....”
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Last poll: “What was your favourite event in the Summer Games”

Regional Happenings


Wysteria Regional Message Board

The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan wrote:Thanks to decades of nonexistent environmental regulation, industrial sludge and nuclear plant runoff has mutated the local crustaceans into car-sized mutations known as Lobstrosities. Tourists to our beaches are recommended not to use lotions containing coconut oil or drawn butter.

We don't have mutant lobsters in the Indomitable Borderlands, but we do have a 'healthy' population of Sharktakons, after a lab breach at GenSoup Biological Design.

Hello, I have returned from the dead to feast on the helpless lobsters.

*peering through reading glasses at notes* Is there a Mr. I.B. Grendels in the region? You've been reported for running wild without a rabies shot. Now where...ah! There you are, on the first page!

Lobsterfest, Alriiight!

Can I come to lobsterfest O.o

Hooray, it's Lobster Fest Day! Honour your nation's crustaceans on this day!

Lobster Fest was awesome! There were 2.5 pound lobsters and Keg sized drinks!

Gone Fishing!

It’s a long-term market report today, with drift net fisheries last featured February 8th, over six months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (Caphtoria and Live To Ride). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.

The Wysterian market index was up 667 ranks in the world standings.

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in the World: August 30th

Nak nak 1st, Complete Bastards 4th (-1), the Grendels 5th, the Centauri 6th (+1), Koffee 8th, Sdaeriji 10th (-1), Isla Vista 17th (-2), Wulfhelm 21st, Cosmovania 24th (+4), Tremalkier 25th (-1).

Miratejo 33rd, the Zocalo 48th (+5), Dienes 55th (+3), Mackintosh 62nd (+12), the Captain 63rd (-1), Galicia-Volhynia 96th (-1), the Colonial Fleet 117th (+25), Marldeep 120th (+5), Caphtoria 187th, Dub Dizzle 199th (+3).

Cthonian Wasteland 210th (-17), Qanzona 325th (-15), Wars Forever 337th (+18), the Comedian 498th (+162), South East Europe 571st (+25), Go Canucks Go 633rd (+51), Live To Ride 680th, Keyser Soze 897th (+373), Obstinacy 926th (-71), Zamberdaf 937th (+90).

The Protectorate of The Dog Catcher wrote:*peering through reading glasses at notes* Is there a Mr. I.B. Grendels in the region? You've been reported for running wild without a rabies shot. Now where...ah! There you are, on the first page!

You might be out of your pay grade. We're related closer to wolves but only related to them as the humans are to chimps or whatever other eatable primate they evolved from.

The Grande Bibliothèque of Gravelbourg wrote:Hooray, it's Lobster Fest Day! Honour your nation's crustaceans on this day!

I noticed that we never have Kitten Fest in Wysteria. It's high time we had a gathering based on kitten related dishes! ;>)

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