WA Delegate (non-executive): The Brains Are In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation (elected 5 years 68 days ago)
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in Wysteria
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 880th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
|1.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Capitalist Paradise||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|2.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Capitalist Paradise||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|3.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|4.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Benevolent Dictatorship||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|5.||The Disputed Territories of Obstinacy||Democratic Socialists||“Per freta hactenus negata”|
|6.||The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm||Corporate Police State||“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”|
|7.||The Sexy Spacefaring Shogunate of The Zocalo||Capitalizt||“The Babylon Project was a Dream given Form.”|
|8.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Capitalizt||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
|9.||The Grand Duchy of Marldeep||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Eh, whatever”|
|10.||The Sleepy Floaty Isles of Dienes||Capitalizt||“These fists were made for punching!”|
- 4 hours ago: The People's Republic of Four-TwentyBlazeIt departed this region for Freedom and Justice Alliance.
- 4 hours ago: The Enlightened Minarchist State of Saralis arrived from Freedom and Justice Alliance.
- 5 hours ago: The Grand Duchy of Matthew Santoro of the region Nations with resrictions proposed constructing embassies.
- 8 hours ago: The Armed Democratic Republic of Azzpoz arrived from The Truly Holy Roman Union.
- 8 hours ago: The Kingdom of Cant Take Our Freedom departed this region for Tashkent.
- 9 hours ago: The Kingdom of Cant Take Our Freedom arrived from Unlimited.
- 9 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Real Amateur Coups departed this region for Lazarus.
- 9 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Real Amateur Coups arrived from Lazarus.
- 10 hours ago: The Federation of Bwasco departed this region for The Underwater Bubble.
- 14 hours ago: The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce updated the World Factbook entry.
Wysteria Regional Message Board
This Complex of buildings will Commend 11 years of Friendship & Close Ties between our two regions.
The Polls will be opened on the 27th of Nov and will be closed on the 5th of Dec with 8 Complex's to choose from.
Another notification will be given a day before the polls opened with link to the polls
I have been here for years, and all I have gotten out of the same discussion is:
> This way to the Bruce.
< This way to Herzil
^ This way to Micronasia
V This way to Nak Nak
ಠ_ಠ This way to Grendels
:-? This way to Hydroponic Nation
Etc., etc., etc.....
Will someone please answer this poor nation?
Thank you so much. Perhaps my ridiculously swaggy name discouraged the region's body to reply. I'll return with a decent roleplay nation at the earliest when I get a satisfying answer.
Terribly sorry about the delay, Four-TwentyBlazeIt. Things have been horrendously busy in RL. I've updated our World Factbook Entry to include a link to our map of Wysteria.
I've been doing a lot of work on our Wysterian forum over the last couple months and there's still a few things that need doing. I'm just reintroducing the Cartography section into the Meta-Gaming section of our forum now. Part of the delays are going to be figuring out some continent sinkings for the new map, so stay tuned for some tectonic action.
I feelz really bad about this. Never say that weez at Ticketmister aren't good guyz. I'll tell you what I can do. I can give you half off for your entire nation state to go to the Les Really Miserables show in the nation state of Cinnamon Toast Trout. It's got great reviews!
You know given your people ability to predict how sales will go several hours after a nation vanishes, one must ask
Do they really vanish or is it away to escape Tax paying?!
That's okay, I'm not going to be online 24/7 either. The map isn't exactly an aesthetic wonder, but I'm very impressed by the in-depth local maps. Haven't seen anything like it before. Plot SAT4 would suit me, am I okay to choose one yet?
Don't be silly!!
The map looks better than any Dali Paintings or The Sagrada de familia.