WA Delegate (non-executive): The Kneel Before Barbie of Hydroponic Nation (elected 4 years 175 days ago)
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Wysteria
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 1,127th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
|1.||The Dominion of Complete Bastards||Corporate Police State||“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”|
|2.||The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak||Corporate Police State||“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”|
|3.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|4.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|5.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Capitalizt||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|6.||The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”|
|7.||The Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji||Capitalizt||“You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.”|
|8.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|9.||The Dominion of The Captain||Iron Fist Consumerists||“A friendly place for the upper class”|
|10.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Anarchy||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
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- 4 hours ago: The Conservative Republic of The Chrissylvanian Empire arrived from World Alliance.
- 19 hours ago: The People's Republic of Bolivarianismo ceased to exist.
- 22 hours ago: The Community of Krnce departed this region for The Cyrillic Empire of New Slavica.
- 22 hours ago: The Community of Krnce arrived from The North Pacific.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: The Dictatorial Anarchy of Mark Tom and Travis ceased to exist.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: The Holy Empire of United Jewish States of Ubaria ceased to exist.
- 1 day 12 hours ago: The Free United States of Lavrenia departed this region for 10000 Islands.
- 1 day 18 hours ago: The Republic of Republic of Ghandi ceased to exist.
- 2 days 8 hours ago: The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux of the region Eetrador proposed constructing embassies.
- 2 days 18 hours ago: The Community of Pax Pardou ceased to exist.
Wysteria Regional Message Board
Constant prayer and sacrifices have granted us favor from the Gods. The Gods are especially pleased by the abomination of horsepeople blood.
Just wait for the 2nd plague, that may get your attention.
/BTW...Horsepeople are notoriously difficult, if not, impossible to ride.
//They be eaten up all the oats.
The highly erosive wind currents may also have something to do with it
P.s: The Horse people have put out a request for a meeting with us; they wish to gain a temporary place to stay where they will not be persecuted constantly (however, suspiciously longing glances towards our national all you can eat salad bar suggest alternate reasons to the parlay...)
*leaves trail of oats in direction of the Fondue Pits*
yummy oats ...what a feast
You trying to make the heavily armed hostile horse people eat cheese for some reason?
The Grendels, I was wondering.....
With The Medieval Olympic Opening Ceremony tomorrow, the 11th.
Are there any concerns for Wysteria Stock Market?
It should do wonders for sales of Dire Bear Soda, so we're not worried.
Remember kids, forget sports drinks. If you want to be a world class athlete, drink Dire Bear Soda. It's like a party in your mouth! ;>)
Interesting!! * nods to the cabinet Commerce Adviser to buy Dire Bear Soda stocks"