WA Delegate (non-executive): The Thin Mints R In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation (elected 4 years 350 days ago)
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were the rudest.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 325th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Capitalist Paradise||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|2.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|3.||The Dominion of Complete Bastards||Corporate Police State||“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”|
|4.||The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”|
|5.||The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”|
|6.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Capitalist Paradise||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|7.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Corporate Bordello||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
|8.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|9.||The Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.”|
|10.||The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania||Corporate Police State||“Pray for Cosmovania....”|
- 6 hours ago: The Principality of Acuter Imperium ceased to exist.
- 19 hours ago: The Dominion of Rivgalia departed this region for Sunalaya.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: The Republic of Tercer Imperio de Mexico arrived from 10000 Islands.
- 1 day 10 hours ago: The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce banned The Holy Empire of Teslana from the region.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: The Holy Empire of Teslana departed this region for Cat Empire.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: The Holy Empire of Teslana arrived from Bloodbender Heaven.
- 2 days 6 hours ago: The Dominion of Ko-Iron ceased to exist.
- 2 days 7 hours ago: The NationState of Spadanera arrived from The Rejected Realms.
- 2 days 9 hours ago: The People's Land of Mosolo departed this region for The Coalition of Democratic Nations.
- 2 days 15 hours ago: The Revolutionary Red Paragon of Galnius departed this region for Europe.
Wysteria Regional Message Board
We don't have mutant lobsters in the Indomitable Borderlands, but we do have a 'healthy' population of Sharktakons, after a lab breach at GenSoup Biological Design.
Hello, I have returned from the dead to feast on the helpless lobsters.
*peering through reading glasses at notes* Is there a Mr. I.B. Grendels in the region? You've been reported for running wild without a rabies shot. Now where...ah! There you are, on the first page!
Can I come to lobsterfest O.o
Hooray, it's Lobster Fest Day! Honour your nation's crustaceans on this day!
Lobster Fest was awesome! There were 2.5 pound lobsters and Keg sized drinks!
It’s a long-term market report today, with drift net fisheries last featured February 8th, over six months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (Caphtoria and Live To Ride). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
The Wysterian market index was up 667 ranks in the world standings.
The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in the World: August 30th
Nak nak 1st, Complete Bastards 4th (-1), the Grendels 5th, the Centauri 6th (+1), Koffee 8th, Sdaeriji 10th (-1), Isla Vista 17th (-2), Wulfhelm 21st, Cosmovania 24th (+4), Tremalkier 25th (-1).
Miratejo 33rd, the Zocalo 48th (+5), Dienes 55th (+3), Mackintosh 62nd (+12), the Captain 63rd (-1), Galicia-Volhynia 96th (-1), the Colonial Fleet 117th (+25), Marldeep 120th (+5), Caphtoria 187th, Dub Dizzle 199th (+3).
Cthonian Wasteland 210th (-17), Qanzona 325th (-15), Wars Forever 337th (+18), the Comedian 498th (+162), South East Europe 571st (+25), Go Canucks Go 633rd (+51), Live To Ride 680th, Keyser Soze 897th (+373), Obstinacy 926th (-71), Zamberdaf 937th (+90).
You might be out of your pay grade. We're related closer to wolves but only related to them as the humans are to chimps or whatever other eatable primate they evolved from.
I noticed that we never have Kitten Fest in Wysteria. It's high time we had a gathering based on kitten related dishes! ;>)