Lowest Crime Rates: 244th Most Corrupt Governments: 414th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 507th
The Galactic Empire of
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Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
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Duckspeaker
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Rare
Economy
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Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.325 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,410 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 287,807 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit pickers with degrees in Sauroposeidon psychology are a common sight, the government seizes all major gold finds, trespassers entering Chief Justice D R Pepper's office are immediately vaporized, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 1,707th in the world and 7th in Texas for Highest Poor Incomes, with 149,551.89 Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 244thMost Corrupt Governments: 414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 507thMost Efficient Economies: 534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 558thMost Beautiful Environments: 611thLargest Governments: 623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 820thBest Weather: 899thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,003rdMost Influential: 1,025thHighest Economic Output: 1,126thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,274thMost Stationary: 1,308thHighest Average Incomes: 1,443rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,707thMost Devout: 2,406thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,424thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,963rdHighest Drug Use: 3,481stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,256thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,605thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,630thLargest Populations: 5,743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,961stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,226thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,335thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,511thMost Conservative: 9,973rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,006thMost Authoritarian: 10,343rdSmartest Citizens: 10,846thSafest: 10,913thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,373rdMost Developed: 12,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,851stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,180th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, trespassers entering Chief Justice D R Pepper's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Lone Wolves United".
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, fruit pickers with degrees in Sauroposeidon psychology are a common sight.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Foreign Patent Recognition"".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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