The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.401 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,980 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 240,323 Reveilles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 850,668 per year while the poor average 49,021, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Gig em Aggies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 147th in Texas and 138,417th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -313 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 29 minutes ago

  • 18 hours ago: Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Right to a Lawful Divorce"".
  • 4 days ago: Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend A mean old man"".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Gig em Aggies.
  • 5 days ago: Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 5 days ago: Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • 7 days ago: Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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