Lowest Crime Rates: 273rd Most Corrupt Governments: 406th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 496th
The Galactic Empire of
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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.66 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,123 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 281,244 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 171,265th in the world and 140th in Texas for Longest Average Lifespans, with 52.29 Years.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 273rdMost Corrupt Governments: 406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 515thMost Efficient Economies: 553rdMost Beautiful Environments: 602ndLargest Governments: 615thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 655thBest Weather: 792ndMost Influential: 965thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 973rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 977thHighest Economic Output: 1,166thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,216thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,297thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,353rdMost Stationary: 1,362ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,648thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,756thTop
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Most Devout: 2,456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,724thHighest Drug Use: 4,043rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,133rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,445thLargest Populations: 5,968thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,805thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,453rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,739thMost Developed: 11,576thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,783rdSmartest Citizens: 12,425thSafest: 12,522ndLargest Gambling Industry: 12,926thMost Conservative: 13,086thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,244thMost Authoritarian: 17,564th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reproductive Education Act".
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the government has the power to seize property at will.

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