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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.707 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,619 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 264,082 Reveilles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 949,845 per year while the poor average 52,553, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 211th in Texas and 131,538th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -16 Whatever.

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