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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.99 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,257 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 250,786 Reveilles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 916,808 per year while the poor average 48,660, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, military service is compulsory, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 7th in Texas and 409th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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