The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.062 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,786 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 231,050 Reveilles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 746,729 per year while the poor average 54,026, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Almost all of Gig em Aggies's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the Sauroposeidon is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 16th in Texas and 3,669th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 118 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the Sauroposeidon is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • 12 hours ago: Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, almost all of Gig em Aggies's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 5 days ago: Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Luna Amore".
  • 7 days ago: Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Genetically Modified Foods"".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the government is a law unto itself.

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