Lowest Crime Rates: 257th Most Corrupt Governments: 417th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 494th
The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.957 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,266 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 285,259 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 531st in the world and 9th in Texas for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 257thMost Corrupt Governments: 417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 494thMost Efficient Economies: 531stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 539thMost Beautiful Environments: 568thLargest Governments: 607thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 651stBest Weather: 727thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 928thMost Influential: 981stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,000thHighest Economic Output: 1,125thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,276thMost Stationary: 1,350thHighest Average Incomes: 1,429thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,497thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,635thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,794thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,242ndMost Devout: 2,284thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,777thHighest Drug Use: 3,783rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,012thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,454thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,539thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,758thLargest Populations: 5,877thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,354thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,399thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,309thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,971stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,513thSmartest Citizens: 10,730thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,892ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,083rdSafest: 12,440thMost Developed: 12,453rdLargest Insurance Industry: 12,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,220th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, online tourism reviews of Gig em Aggies are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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