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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.384 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,477 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 259,821 Reveilles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 839,712 per year while the poor average 60,754, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, retired racing Sauroposeidons are served truffles for breakfast, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Gig em Aggies to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 222nd in Texas and 125,945th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -220 Dawkins.

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