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The Universal Alliance of Gig em Aggies

“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Texas


The Universal Alliance of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.858 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,700 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 227,727 Reveilles, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 7th in Texas and 863rd in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 53 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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