Lowest Crime Rates: 240th Most Corrupt Governments: 400th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 485th
The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
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Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.154 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,343 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 286,655 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging Chief Justice D R Pepper's life, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Gig em Aggiesian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 166,515th in the world and 153rd in Texas for Nudest, with 5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 240thMost Corrupt Governments: 400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 485thMost Efficient Economies: 521stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 555thMost Beautiful Environments: 577thLargest Governments: 606thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 643rdBest Weather: 839thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 850thMost Influential: 1,008thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,018thHighest Economic Output: 1,119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,252ndMost Stationary: 1,321stHighest Average Incomes: 1,424thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,639thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,787thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,899thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,277thMost Devout: 2,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,863rdHighest Drug Use: 3,529thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,567thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,612thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,691stLargest Populations: 5,753rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,818thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,330thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,555thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,927thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,882ndTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,773rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,916thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,875thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,819thMost Conservative: 10,902ndSmartest Citizens: 10,979thMost Authoritarian: 11,938thSafest: 11,965thMost Developed: 12,497thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,862ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,981st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Gig em Aggiesian language.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act"".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging Chief Justice D R Pepper's life.
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".

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