Lowest Crime Rates: 262nd Most Corrupt Governments: 419th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 500th
The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.803 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,183 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 282,578 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 178,851st in the world and 164th in Texas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 3.15 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 262ndMost Corrupt Governments: 419thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 500thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 512thMost Efficient Economies: 531stMost Beautiful Environments: 571stLargest Governments: 604thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 643rdBest Weather: 773rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 934thMost Influential: 986thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 995thHighest Economic Output: 1,157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,259thMost Stationary: 1,355thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,440thHighest Average Incomes: 1,456thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,728thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,790thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,028thMost Devout: 2,153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,750thHighest Drug Use: 4,260thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,374thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,494thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,702ndLargest Populations: 5,909thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,888thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,124thTop
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Most Conservative: 9,799thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,128thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,671stSafest: 11,323rdSmartest Citizens: 11,653rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,826thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,884thMost Developed: 12,012thMost Authoritarian: 14,906thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,201stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,294thMost Extreme: 17,541st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art".
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.

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