Lowest Crime Rates: 206th Most Corrupt Governments: 383rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 473rd
The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.945 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,642 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 291,170 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 2,168th in the world and 14th in Texas for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 9,728.13 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 206thMost Corrupt Governments: 383rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 473rdMost Efficient Economies: 525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 548thLargest Governments: 581stMost Beautiful Environments: 637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 839thMost Influential: 1,027thHighest Economic Output: 1,047thBest Weather: 1,094thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,145thMost Stationary: 1,220thHighest Average Incomes: 1,424thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,761stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,006thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,168thMost Devout: 2,526thMost Conservative: 3,079thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,026thMost Authoritarian: 5,247thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,256thLargest Populations: 5,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,072ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,747thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,074thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,178thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,426thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,658thFattest Citizens: 8,585thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,884thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,040thSmartest Citizens: 9,098thSafest: 9,213thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,556thMost Developed: 12,636thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,524thMost Extreme: 15,185th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Compliance Commission".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 5% for Fattest Citizens and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.

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