Lowest Crime Rates: 226th Most Corrupt Governments: 432nd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 509th
The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.509 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,501 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 290,266 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the Reveille City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 8,101st in the world and 32nd in Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,175.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 226thMost Corrupt Governments: 432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 509thMost Efficient Economies: 529thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 531stLargest Governments: 588thMost Beautiful Environments: 624thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 656thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 793rdBest Weather: 925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 954thMost Influential: 1,037thHighest Economic Output: 1,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,198thMost Stationary: 1,291stHighest Average Incomes: 1,417thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,674thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,904thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,397thMost Devout: 2,518thHighest Drug Use: 3,388thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,018thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,273rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,298thLargest Populations: 5,674thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,694thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,887thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,118thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,731stMost Conservative: 6,889thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,603rdMost Authoritarian: 9,115thSafest: 9,151stSmartest Citizens: 9,620thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,237thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,370thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,068thMost Developed: 12,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,589th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the Reveille City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Benevolent Thomas".
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.

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