Lowest Crime Rates: 222nd Most Corrupt Governments: 411th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 505th
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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.68 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,619 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 294,613 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the sanitised and dull music festivals of Gig em Aggies are famed for their reasonable volume levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 141,881st in the world and 122nd in Texas for Fattest Citizens, with 9.23 Obesity Rate.

Lowest Crime Rates: 222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 411thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 505thMost Efficient Economies: 519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 522ndLargest Governments: 585thMost Beautiful Environments: 639thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 665thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 817thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 903rdBest Weather: 931stHighest Poor Incomes: 960thHighest Economic Output: 1,043rdMost Influential: 1,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,230thMost Stationary: 1,260thHighest Average Incomes: 1,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,768thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,789thTop
Most Devout: 2,562ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,606thMost Conservative: 2,957thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,438thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,489thLargest Populations: 5,697thMost Authoritarian: 5,805thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,067thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,382ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,671stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,294thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,907thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,920thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,297thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,419thSmartest Citizens: 9,650thTop
Safest: 10,208thMost Developed: 12,486thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,034thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,701stMost Extreme: 14,596th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Invaders".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Gig em Aggies are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Statelessness".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.


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