The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.137 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,870 trillion Reveilles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 273,793 Reveilles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,597 per year while the poor average 51,761, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

The military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging Chief Justice D R Pepper's life, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, and weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 165th in Texas and 140,899th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -326 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging Chief Justice D R Pepper's life.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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