WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Republic of East Klent (elected 249 days ago)
Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Drug Use in The Heartland
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 4,649th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
|1.||The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia||Corporate Police State||“We bribed the wrong WA officials...again.”|
|2.||The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia III||Anarchy||“It's the economy, stupid!”|
|3.||The Dominion of Crystal Palais||Left-wing Utopia||“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”|
|4.||The Republic of Mare Frigoris II||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Faciamus”|
|5.||The Grand Duchy of Monhegan Isle||Democratic Socialists||“Nos insensati, et non diligis.”|
|6.||The Confederate States of Yannia||Left-wing Utopia||“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”|
|7.||The Mind-Boggling Beautiful Land of Icarianna||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Stop and Smell the Roses”|
|8.||The Disputed Territories of Indecision||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“(Motto still under discussion)”|
|9.||The Disputed Territories of Irimyo||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Victoria Aut Letum”|
|10.||The United States of Sicilia||New York Times Democracy||“Sicilia”|
- 1 day 4 hours ago: The Republic of The Heartland ceased to exist.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Guilded Realm of Opopoopop ceased to exist.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Holy Empire of Samcuss ceased to exist.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Kommunistische Staat of Hasdian ceased to exist.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Soviet Republic of Dondris ceased to exist.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Colony of Luxatania ceased to exist.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Restored Monarchy of Luxiai ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The Grand Republic of Dandria arrived from Lazarus.
- 5 days ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia removed a dispatch.
- 6 days ago: The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists arrived from Lazarus.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
The sudden realization that the second half of a sentence delayed by 4 days is relevant to a message posted 3 days after the first half.
I wonder if it was the sugar, the tea blend, the heat, a combination of the aforementioned or just coincidence...
I've spaced out like that too, guess it just...
I have taken part in the ritual, guess I was just putting it off.
Never postpone until tomorrow what needs to be done yesterday...
...Postpone it until the day after tomorrow instead?
Due to the postponement of the postponement of the following announcement, it has been decided to make the announcement now. Klent has now, 10 billion citizens.
The postponement of the RMB has been nullified.
Relax mån, have a toke. E'eryting's gonna be alrite. *breaks into song* ♫ Baby don' worry, 'bout a ting... ♪
300 days of procrastination, that's gotta count for something...ne?
*Applauds* You good Sir, are a roe model to all of us.