WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Republic of East Klent (elected 282 days ago)
Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Heartland
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,069th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
|1.||The Dominion of Crystal Palais||Left-wing Utopia||“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”|
|2.||The Confederated Crown Republics of Florenzia||Left-Leaning College State||“Non bene pro toto libertas venditur auro”|
|3.||The 375th Mechanicus Auxiliary of Dreadred||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.”|
|4.||The Mind-Boggling Beautiful Land of Icarianna||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Stop and Smell the Roses”|
|5.||The Draconic Lands of Arthymia||Left-Leaning College State||“Rursumque Dragones Pervagabuntur in Terris”|
|6.||The Confederate States of Yannia||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”|
|7.||The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia||Corporate Police State||“We bribed the wrong WA officials...again.”|
|8.||The United Republic of East Klent||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”|
|9.||The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia III||Anarchy||“It's the economy, stupid!”|
|10.||The Confederacy of Common Sense Atheists||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Education, Common Sense, Logic”|
- 7 days ago: The Colony of Luxatania arrived from Osiris.
- 7 days ago: The Restored Monarchy of Luxiai arrived from Balder.
- 8 days ago: The Grand Republic of Dandria ceased to exist.
- 9 days ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia cleared the regional ban list.
- 12 days ago: The Colony of New Klent arrived from Osiris.
- 21 days ago: The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru arrived from The Rejected Realms.
- 22 days ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia removed regional password protection.
- 22 days ago: The Lichdom of Togoria of the region The Savage Garden proposed constructing embassies.
- 23 days ago: The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
- 23 days ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia ejected The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru from the region.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
Thank you, Ineptia! I just logged in. Maybe I'll have a fighting chance this year.
The Zombie hordes shall perish before the day is over.
And thank you too! Awesome. Now to keep researching that cure, and throw cure missiles around to everyone.
*taps microphone* *coughs*
Ladies and Gentlebeings,
It gives me great pleasure to announce that our beloved Heartland is now free of infection!
Sadly, this victory over the zombie curse still comes at the cost of over 7 billion lives, most of which occurred in the first few hours.
Still, a survival rate of 99.98% is something we can be proud of.
Thank you all for your effort.
Congratulations to everyone and the hard work that was done.
Seems 5 of us cured a region, yay go us. I haven't been on this much for years.
Anyone up for a post Z-Day pint?
A new cocktail perhaps, a zombie head slammer...