The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Republic of East Klent (elected 1 year 80 days ago)

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics. We maintain a website, and discussion board at LinkThe_Heartland Forums, where much of the life of the region takes place.

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 26 nations, the 496th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Happiest Citizens in The Heartland

A recent survey attempted to measure the average happiness of citizens in various nations. These results should be treated with caution, however, as results tend to fluctuate from day to day.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 10,594th in the world for Happiest Citizens.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Draconic Lands of ArthymiaLeft-Leaning College State“Rursumque Dragones Pervagabuntur in Terris”
2.The Confederate States of YanniaLeft-wing Utopia“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”
3.The Mind-Boggling Beautiful Land of IcariannaCivil Rights Lovefest“Stop and Smell the Roses”
4.The Confederacy of Common Sense AtheistsLeft-Leaning College State“Education, Common Sense, Logic”
5.The Commonwealth of Chocolate ChiponiaLeft-Leaning College State“Cookies are the answer.”
6.The Principality of Precious PrincessesScandinavian Liberal Paradise“No Frogs, Please”
7.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
8.The United Republic of East KlentWA MemberLeft-wing Utopia“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
9.The Constitutional Monarchy of ForumwalkerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Right wing summits shall suffer from daily air strikes”
10.The Free Queendom of Miraclian AntillesNew York Times Democracy“Victoria aut Letum!”
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Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Post self-deleted by East Klent.

♫ Easy come, easy go... ♫

Anyone want pizza?

If your pizzas didn't taste like cardboard and plastic, we might, but as things stand, we rather get them from our neighbor, The Mind-Boggling Beautiful Land of Icarianna.

East Klent and Icarianna

Our pizzas are made with natural ingredients, organically-grown. Our thanks to Yannia.


Our pizza delivery girls are naked(Seriously, I was ~ranked 6th-16th in the world for nudest).

They are also specifically engineered towards optimal flavour and health.

East Klent

So are you delivering pizza or...


Pizza flavour(We tolerate consensual cannibalism).

And pizza.

As a government, we politely look away when paid. So I'm not able to give you any further information. Be careful of veteran Delivery girls though. I heard they make a killing...

East Klent

Dually noted, will proceed with caution.

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