WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected 75 days ago)
Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Heartland
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 872nd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
|1.||The Confederate States of Yannia||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”|
|2.||The Draconic Lands of Arthymia||Left-Leaning College State||“Rursumque Dragones Pervagabuntur in Terris”|
|3.||The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia||Corporate Police State||“We bribed the wrong WA officials...again.”|
|4.||The Dominion of Crystal Palais||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”|
|5.||The People's Republic of Eeri||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Values of a Common Society”|
|6.||The Commonwealth of Chocolate Chiponia||Left-Leaning College State||“Cookies are the answer.”|
|7.||The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Moderation In All Things”|
|8.||The Dominion of Draggons||New York Times Democracy||“Here there be dragons”|
|9.||The Free Queendom of Miraclian Antilles||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Victoria aut Letum!”|
|10.||The Disputed Territories of Irimyo||Left-wing Utopia||“Victoria Aut Letum”|
- 8 hours ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia rejected Louisiana Alliance x Alliance Louisiane's request for regional embassies.
- 11 hours ago: The Most Serene Republic of Chicken Gumbo of the region Louisiana Alliance x Alliance Louisiane proposed constructing embassies.
- 7 days ago: The Grand Republic of Dandria ceased to exist.
- 10 days ago: The Grand Empire of Clearwater ceased to exist.
- 14 days ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia banned The Empire of Oweshian Empire from the region.
- 14 days ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia rejected Untied States of Mormon Texas's request for regional embassies.
- 16 days ago: The Federation of Canadian Pride departed this region for Texas.
- 16 days ago: The Federation of Canadian Pride arrived from Wysteria.
- 16 days ago: The Holy Empire of Richard departed this region for Texas.
- 16 days ago: The Havensky Home Colony of Fourhearts arrived from Texas.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
It's been more than a year since I've logged in. Good to see everyone again. :D
Have some 100% pure Klentian Ale.
Welcome back! It's good to see you again. And in the Heartland again to boot!
Man, I'm not sure what I was thinking the last time I was playing, but apparently I put a bunch of effort into improving my economy at the cost of my people's quality of life. It says Bikonria is a Capitalizt for heaven's sake! I'll have to take a few days to get back to regulating things. As for in-game stuff, I suppose I'll have to fill in the details as to what happened during this last year. Problem is I don't know where to put it all, since I can't just cram it all into a Bikonria Today news post.
Yeah, that's always fun when you look at things and suddenly realize 'oh hey this was a mistake'. I've had that happen with my nation, judging from how bad the environment in Crystal Palais is, it seems as though we build our buildings out of toxic waste and everyone's going to die of cancer by age 25, despite always tightening regulations. Oh, and I somehow accidentally removed the nation's military at one point.
Issues are fun.
Welcome back, Bikonria!
Thanks, Mir. It's good to be back. I think I'm going to reboot my nation's information thread, and overhaul my history/culture so it makes more sense and feels more coherent. I've also got a year's worth of military improvements and political reform in mind. No more Mig-23s, although I imagine they'll end up in the hands of my territories in the NW and NE. :P
******Texas Department of State*******
Howdy The Heartland, I hope y'all are doing well today. I bring some exciting news! It is my pleasure to announce the appointment of an Ambassador to the fine region of The Heartland. Fourhearts will be taking on this responsibility, so let's give him a big welcome!
Texas Secretary of State
Greetings The Heartland!
We are honored to be appointed to the Ambassador to the The Heartland! Texas and The Heartland first formed our alliance on June 3rd, 2003. We feel very privileged to be a part in a long friendship! We look forward to many more years as friends and allies! As our first act, we're hosting a BBQ at the Embassy with plenty of ribs, brisket, fajitas, Lone Star and Shiner Bock Beer!
I've also brought our latest newsletter as well available in PDF and Word. Just copy and paste the address below and download your latest copy right now!
Catch up on past newsletters using the following link!
Three Cheers for The Heartland!
Pretty sure they aren't bothering to check the factbook before they propose embassies, Ineptia. Which of course is all the more reason to reject that.