The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 272nd Highest Economic Output: 300th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 461st+23
Largest Populations: 534th Rudest Citizens: 891st Most Nations: 954th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,060th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,085th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,093rd Most Avoided: 1,102nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,114th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,182nd Largest Mining Sector: 1,262nd Fattest Citizens: 1,361st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,409th Most Devout: 1,457th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,483rd Largest Retail Industry: 1,489th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,591st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,600th Highest Average Incomes: 1,689th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,698th Most Armed: 1,735th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,756th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,839th Smartest Citizens: 1,989th
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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 15 nations, the 954th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most World Assembly Endorsements in The Heartland

World Census staff pored through World Assembly records to determine which nations were the most endorsed by others in their region.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,756th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
2.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
3.The Republic of KompaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
4.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisLeft-Leaning College State“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
5.The Christian People's Republic of EeriInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Values of a Common Society”
6.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
7.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
9.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsCorporate Bordello“Well, here we are”
10.The Monkeys keep coming out of JuxtapositionsDemocratic Socialists“How you like me now?”

Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Anyone have ideas on how to deal with the impending zombie apocalypse?

We have a stockpile of silver bullets... wait, wrong monster. Plenty of shovels, we have, too.

Post self-deleted by Crystal Palais.

Is it me or does the zombie apocalypse seem much more apocalypse-y this year?


Would of been better running from Friday to Sunday, we'd have more time to fire missiles at each other.

Yeah, agreed... instead we get 36 hours and not even a summary of what happened at the end for us to consult. Not going to lie, it seemed to be too quick, too brutal, and a little lame.

East Klent and Ineptia

Meanwhile, after months of progress... the average lifespan in Crystal Palais has finally hit the ripe old age of 23 years.


My environment and lifespan have been utterly screwed since they messed with the stats the last time, despite being in the top 2% of most healthy people worldwide, hilariously low crime, absurdly advanced technology ... ugh. Is it just because the weather and environment is messed up? What, are there tsunamis wiping out my nation on a monthly basis?

Hello all.

I've called The Heartland home for nearly seven years and was Delegate of and on for almost a total of three and a half years. Since I've been here, the tide of nations has come and gone. The Self-Raid of '13, the constant - and peculiarly timely - attacks of zombie hordes, the grand tradition of CTEing... all this and more mad my stay here memorable.

However, it is time I moved on to newer pastures. I just wanted to thank you all for having a great and welcoming region. A storied history and tradition that can't be matched.

Thanks again. -EK

Ineptia and Crystal Palais


Fare well.

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