WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Republic of East Klent (elected 1 year 80 days ago)
Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Happiest Citizens in The Heartland
A recent survey attempted to measure the average happiness of citizens in various nations. These results should be treated with caution, however, as results tend to fluctuate from day to day.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 10,594th in the world for Happiest Citizens.
|1.||The Draconic Lands of Arthymia||Left-Leaning College State||“Rursumque Dragones Pervagabuntur in Terris”|
|2.||The Confederate States of Yannia||Left-wing Utopia||“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”|
|3.||The Mind-Boggling Beautiful Land of Icarianna||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Stop and Smell the Roses”|
|4.||The Confederacy of Common Sense Atheists||Left-Leaning College State||“Education, Common Sense, Logic”|
|5.||The Commonwealth of Chocolate Chiponia||Left-Leaning College State||“Cookies are the answer.”|
|6.||The Principality of Precious Princesses||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“No Frogs, Please”|
|7.||The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Moderation In All Things”|
|8.||The United Republic of East Klent||Left-wing Utopia||“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”|
|9.||The Constitutional Monarchy of Forumwalker||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Right wing summits shall suffer from daily air strikes”|
|10.||The Free Queendom of Miraclian Antilles||New York Times Democracy||“Victoria aut Letum!”|
- 2 days 15 hours ago: The Unreasonably Large Monolith of The Burj Earth departed this region for The Versutian Federation.
- 6 days ago: The Still Flying Flock of More Migrating Geese departed this region for The Heart of Darkness.
- 6 days ago: The Still Flying Flock of More Migrating Geese arrived from The High Council of Aevum.
- 8 days ago: The Constitutional Monarchy of Forumwalker arrived from Lazarus.
- 8 days ago: The Community of Sereny departed this region for Unity of Green Pastures.
- 8 days ago: The Community of Sereny arrived from Ztorque.
- 9 days ago: The Disputed Territories of The Confedration of New Australia departed this region for Australian Region Union.
- 17 days ago: The Colony of New Klent arrived from Balder.
- 18 days ago: The Disputed Territories of The Confedration of New Australia arrived from The great federated nations of maltrean.
- 25 days ago: The Colony of Indarcene departed this region for The Insane Region.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
♫ Easy come, easy go... ♫
Anyone want pizza?
Our pizzas are made with natural ingredients, organically-grown. Our thanks to Yannia.
Our pizza delivery girls are naked(Seriously, I was ~ranked 6th-16th in the world for nudest).
They are also specifically engineered towards optimal flavour and health.
So are you delivering pizza or...
Pizza flavour(We tolerate consensual cannibalism).
As a government, we politely look away when paid. So I'm not able to give you any further information. Be careful of veteran Delivery girls though. I heard they make a killing...
Dually noted, will proceed with caution.