Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th Largest Retail Industry: 15th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.561 billion Employees are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 13,009 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 700,928 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,191,007 per year while the poor average 28,285, a ratio of 183 to 1.

The government is avowedly secular, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, military spending recently hit a new high, and posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 33,100th in the world and 62nd in Texas for Most Developed, scoring 63.46 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13thLargest Retail Industry: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 28thFattest Citizens: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 71stRudest Citizens: 77thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 78thMost Avoided: 89thLargest Gambling Industry: 106thHighest Economic Output: 106thMost Scientifically Advanced: 113thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 132ndLargest Mining Sector: 154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 215thLargest Agricultural Sector: 224thLargest Information Technology Sector: 332ndMost Influential: 536thSmartest Citizens: 729thMost Stationary: 910thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,034thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,259thLowest Crime Rates: 2,373rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,950thLargest Governments: 3,354thMost Armed: 3,422ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,656thMost Pro-Market: 3,694thLargest Populations: 3,824thLargest Black Market: 3,918thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,000thMost Secular: 6,499th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Ewing Oil Co voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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