Largest Retail Industry: 12th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.954 billion Employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 13,545 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 714,640 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,796,933 per year while the poor average 39,899, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 99th in the world and 2nd in Texas for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 46,647.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 25thRudest Citizens: 28thFattest Citizens: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 40thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54thLargest Insurance Industry: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 78thMost Avoided: 85thLargest Gambling Industry: 99thMost Scientifically Advanced: 101stHighest Economic Output: 103rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 146thLargest Mining Sector: 160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189thLargest Agricultural Sector: 210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 376thHighest Drug Use: 378thMost Influential: 546thSmartest Citizens: 670thMost Stationary: 885thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,028thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,246thLowest Crime Rates: 2,356thLargest Governments: 2,638thMost Armed: 2,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,435thLargest Populations: 3,765thLargest Black Market: 3,935thMost Secular: 4,603rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,654thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,316thMost Pro-Market: 6,045th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, John Ross Ewing Jr's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.

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