Largest Retail Industry: 14th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Corporate Police State
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.196 billion Employees are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 12,528 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 688,537 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,575,813 per year while the poor average 39,584, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Budweiser Ferrets are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, almost all of Ewing Oil Co's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 181,275th in the world and 169th in Texas for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.08 Years.

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Largest Retail Industry: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 31stFattest Citizens: 38thHighest Average Incomes: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 50thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 68thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rdRudest Citizens: 77thMost Avoided: 103rdHighest Economic Output: 111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 116thLargest Gambling Industry: 121stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 128thLargest Mining Sector: 157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 217thLargest Agricultural Sector: 230thLargest Information Technology Sector: 321stMost Influential: 517thSmartest Citizens: 714thMost Stationary: 925thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,030thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,234thMost Efficient Economies: 2,303rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,398thLargest Governments: 3,599thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,868thLargest Black Market: 3,871stLargest Populations: 3,895thMost Pro-Market: 4,639thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,802ndMost Armed: 5,549th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, almost all of Ewing Oil Co's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Budweiser Ferrets are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the Budweiser Ferret is reportedly extinct.
  • : Ewing Oil Co's influence in Texas fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Ewing Oil Co endorsed The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.

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