The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.436 billion Employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 10,620 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 646,171 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,366,550 per year while the poor average 35,362, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, Ewing Oil Co's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 145th in Texas and 118,858th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -4,584 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Ewing Oil Co's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Ewing Oil Co voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.

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