The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.599 billion Employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Defense and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 10,631 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 640,499 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,761,047 per year while the poor average 25,492, a ratio of 186 to 1.

There are no minimum wage laws, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 146th in Texas and 128,611th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -401 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • : Ewing Oil Co was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Ewing Oil Co voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Living Wage Act"".
  • : Ewing Oil Co was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.

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