The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.549 billion Employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 11,542 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 657,757 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,731,608 per year while the poor average 29,451, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, and abortions are routinely performed in Ewing Oil Co's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 1st in Texas and 27th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, abortions are routinely performed in Ewing Oil Co's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.

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