The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.028 billion Employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 10,194 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 636,034 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,727,859 per year while the poor average 25,314, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, much of Ewing Oil Co's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and Ewing Oil Co's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 159th in Texas and 146,365th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -387 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Ewing Oil Co's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, much of Ewing Oil Co's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the Budweiser Ferret is reportedly extinct.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.

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