Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10th Largest Retail Industry: 16th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.418 billion Employees are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 12,778 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 693,798 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,418,108 per year while the poor average 22,628, a ratio of 239 to 1.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 78th in the world and 2nd in Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 25,437.54 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Retail Industry: 16thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 30thFattest Citizens: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 39thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 62ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 75thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78thRudest Citizens: 84thMost Avoided: 93rdHighest Economic Output: 108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 109thLargest Gambling Industry: 121stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 129thLargest Mining Sector: 156thLargest Agricultural Sector: 219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 323rdMost Influential: 535thSmartest Citizens: 744thMost Stationary: 918thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,069thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,225thLowest Crime Rates: 2,259thMost Efficient Economies: 2,293rdMost Pro-Market: 2,789thLargest Governments: 3,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,751stLargest Populations: 3,862ndLargest Black Market: 3,938thMost Armed: 4,588thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,683rdMost Secular: 6,542nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Dallas is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.

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