The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.245 billion Employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 10,400 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 640,200 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,922,924 per year while the poor average 22,295, a ratio of 220 to 1.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (Ewing Oil Co has found 4 easter eggs), and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 1st in Texas and 47th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 22 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (Ewing Oil Co has found 4 easter eggs).
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, euthanasia is legal.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.

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