Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th Largest Retail Industry: 12th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.364 billion Oilers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 14,094 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 727,880 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,450,956 per year while the poor average 28,165, a ratio of 193 to 1.

Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph John Ross Ewing Jr, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 178,638th in the world and 190th in Texas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 21stFattest Citizens: 26thRudest Citizens: 34thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rdMost Avoided: 80thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 80thHighest Economic Output: 94thLargest Gambling Industry: 100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 101stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 139thLargest Mining Sector: 150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 194thLargest Information Technology Sector: 402ndMost Influential: 562ndMost Stationary: 682ndSmartest Citizens: 696thLargest Publishing Industry: 976thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,244thLowest Crime Rates: 2,256thLargest Governments: 2,304thMost Armed: 2,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,177thLargest Populations: 3,717thLargest Black Market: 3,885thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,218thMost Secular: 4,723rdMost Pro-Market: 5,106thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,287th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph John Ross Ewing Jr.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Ewing Oil Co voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eternal Scholars"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Ewing Oil Co was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".

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