Largest Retail Industry: 15th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.08 billion Employees are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 12,409 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 686,354 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,472,445 per year while the poor average 41,735, a ratio of 107 to 1.

Billions of Petrodollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce, and business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with a Budweiser Ferret's head in their bed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 187,696th in the world and 180th in Texas for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.1 Years.

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Largest Retail Industry: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndHighest Average Incomes: 41stFattest Citizens: 41stLargest Insurance Industry: 51stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 69thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rdMost Avoided: 104thHighest Economic Output: 112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 113thRudest Citizens: 117thLargest Gambling Industry: 121stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 121stLargest Mining Sector: 159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 216thLargest Agricultural Sector: 228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 307thMost Influential: 499thSmartest Citizens: 723rdMost Stationary: 928thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,043rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,314thMost Pro-Market: 3,452ndLargest Governments: 3,635thLargest Black Market: 3,857thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,865thLargest Populations: 3,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,965thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,118thMost Armed: 5,121st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with a Budweiser Ferret's head in their bed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Ewing Oil Co was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, billions of Petrodollars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, penal labor is a de facto death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, much of Ewing Oil Co's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, EOC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.

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