| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Texas
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.457 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.
Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime is moderate. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Holy Capitalism, and its currency is the Petrodollar.
Ewing Oil Co is ranked 3rd in Texas and 80th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.










































































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago
- 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Ewing Oil Co, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. - 18 hours ago:
Ewing Oil Co voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sustainable Fishing Act". - 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Ewing Oil Co, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. - 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Ewing Oil Co, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. - 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Ewing Oil Co, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Ewing Oil Co, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear. - 5 days ago:
Ewing Oil Co voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Multilateral Trade". - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Ewing Oil Co, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Ewing Oil Co, skateparks can be found in every city. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Ewing Oil Co, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 (
NewTexas,
Germany-Logania,
Mimes Guild,
Coach House Circly,
Arnim,
Llama City One,
Saiwania,
LamBullNation,
Studly Penguins,
A Mysterious Vagabond,
Richard I,
WhereIStand)







