The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.675 billion Employees are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth a remarkable 9,854 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 628,644 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,095,121 per year while the poor average 3,127, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 1st in Texas and 55th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 32 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Ewing Oil Co voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Expositions Act"".
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 16 hours ago: Ewing Oil Co's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Ewing Oil Co's influence in Texas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.

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