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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co

“In J.R. We Trust”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Texas

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.763 billion Employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime is a major problem. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the Holy Capitalism, and its currency is the Petrodollar.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 89th in Texas and 54,482nd in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 58 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, euthanasia is legal.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane.

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