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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co

“In J.R. We Trust”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Texas

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.839 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Holy Capitalism, and its currency is the Petrodollar.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 8th in Texas and 722nd in the world for Most Influential, scoring 181 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Ewing Oil Co.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil CoEwing Oil Co, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.

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