The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
In J.R. We Trust
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.899 billion Employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth an astonishing 10,077 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 633,849 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,048,155 per year while the poor average 18,920, a ratio of 266 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 10th in Texas and 2,038th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 119.24 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Ewing Oil Co voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Non-interference in Elections".
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Ewing Oil Co was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.

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