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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.599 billion Dogbreathistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 150th in Texas and 107,803rd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -21 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Dogbreathistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.

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