Most Armed: 205th Highest Drug Use: 310th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.201 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,602 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 324,107 Dog Poops, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 154,274th in the world and 150th in Texas for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -72.11 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Armed: 205thHighest Drug Use: 310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324thRudest Citizens: 324thMost Scientifically Advanced: 328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 374thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 528thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 542ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 580thFattest Citizens: 588thHighest Crime Rates: 617thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 661stHighest Average Incomes: 935thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 987thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,029thHighest Economic Output: 1,034thMost Stationary: 1,505thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,542ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,778thLargest Retail Industry: 2,066thMost Avoided: 2,445thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,636thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,688thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,263rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,635thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,929thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,981stLargest Mining Sector: 4,068thSmartest Citizens: 4,499thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,854thMost Influential: 5,870thLargest Populations: 6,649thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,767thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,335thTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,254thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,181stMost Devout: 14,947th
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Dog Poop battlesuits.

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