Most Armed: 194th Rudest Citizens: 217th Most Scientifically Advanced: 281st
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.481 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,347 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 322,458 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 971,734 per year while the poor average 83,422, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 191,396th in the world and 175th in Texas for Most Primitive, scoring -582.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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1%
Most Armed: 194thRudest Citizens: 217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 281stHighest Drug Use: 292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 319thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 366thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 489thFattest Citizens: 517thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 518thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 543rdHighest Crime Rates: 563rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 597thHighest Average Incomes: 871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 896thLargest Gambling Industry: 982ndHighest Economic Output: 1,047thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,397thMost Stationary: 1,577thLargest Retail Industry: 1,793rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,802ndTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,019thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,241stMost Avoided: 2,314thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,823rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,225thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,379thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,455thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,878thSmartest Citizens: 3,947thLargest Mining Sector: 4,069thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,634thMost Influential: 5,699thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,422ndLargest Populations: 6,904thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,324thLargest Black Market: 10,372ndMost Pro-Market: 14,162ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,595thMost Devout: 15,504th
Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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