The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.403 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,483 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 305,510 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,233 per year while the poor average 75,997, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and citizens must pay to enjoy Dogbreathistan's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 12th in Texas and 3,725th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, citizens must pay to enjoy Dogbreathistan's pristine beaches.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Dogbreathistan lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Dogbreathistan with a very polite populace.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.

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