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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.031 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 25th in Texas and 6,513th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 5 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 4 days ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Dogbreathistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, all tariffs have been abolished.

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