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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.158 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Dogbreathistan with a very polite populace. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 143rd in Texas and 111,025th in the world for Best Weather, with -641 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Dogbreathistan with a very polite populace.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Dogbreathistan lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Dogbreathistan lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, Dog is one of the most popular forenames in Dogbreathistan.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.

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