The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.981 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,116 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 317,109 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,039,932 per year while the poor average 72,572, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

The entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging A Labrador Retriver's life, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Dog Lasagne is a hit, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 179th in Texas and 143,192nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -582 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Dog Lasagne is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging A Labrador Retriver's life.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked #1 in the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Dogbreathistan remains pure.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.

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