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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.05 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, nude art is becoming wildly popular, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 8th in Texas and 2,383rd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 10 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 6 days ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 7 days ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

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