The Holy Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.945 billion Dogbreathistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,215 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 293,816 Dog Poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 109th in Texas and 101,907th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 11 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 minutes ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around The Couch.
  • 5 days ago: Dogbreathistan was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.

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