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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.957 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 6th in Texas and 1,472nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 12 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 4 days ago: Dogbreathistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, billions of Dog Poops are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 4 days ago: Dogbreathistan lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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