Most Armed: 204th Highest Drug Use: 277th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 314th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.355 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,657 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 324,469 Dog Poops, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, a three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 25,096th in the world and 36th in Texas for Most Pro-Market, scoring 68.89 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 204thHighest Drug Use: 277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 314thRudest Citizens: 334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 409thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 424thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 559thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 565thFattest Citizens: 585thHighest Crime Rates: 612thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 657thHighest Average Incomes: 928thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,002ndHighest Economic Output: 1,010thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,017thMost Stationary: 1,488thTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,537thMost Efficient Economies: 1,761stLargest Retail Industry: 2,149thMost Avoided: 2,422ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,575thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,597thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,674thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,465thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,572ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,752ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,997thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,001stLargest Mining Sector: 4,095thSmartest Citizens: 4,674thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,090thMost Influential: 5,984thLargest Populations: 6,570thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,521stTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 8,121stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,437thMost Devout: 14,962nd
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1%
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, a three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the bum of A Labrador Retriver has been voted the most recognisable in Dogbreathistan.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups.

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