The Holy Empire of
Capitalizt
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.069 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,280 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 296,412 Dog Poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 161st in Texas and 142,599th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -521 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.

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