The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.848 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,687 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 311,224 Dog Poops, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the government is outsourcing itself, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 22nd in Texas and 8,933rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Dogbreathistanian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Dogbreathistan lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, abortions are routinely performed in Dogbreathistan's hospitals.

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