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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.503 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the government is avowedly atheist, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 190th in Texas and 119,933rd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -240 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, half of Dogbreathistan's doctors can't speak the language.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, government officials across Dogbreathistan are being "encouraged" to adopt Dogs to set an example for the populace.

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