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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.762 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 137th in Texas and 99,556th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.022 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 7 days ago: Dogbreathistan lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 13 days ago: Dogbreathistan fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, students in Dogbreathistan's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, eminent domain has been abolished.

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