The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.644 billion Dogbreathistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,567 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 306,406 Dog Poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids coo over A Labrador Retriver's expected child, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 9th in Texas and 1,150th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 937 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Dogbreathistan fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, tabloids coo over A Labrador Retriver's expected child.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.

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