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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.63 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Dog Poop battlesuits, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 139th in Texas and 100,581st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.022 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 19 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • 19 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Dog Poop battlesuits.
  • 3 days ago: Dogbreathistan was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.

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