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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.135 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, all recreational drugs are legal, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 17th in Texas and 1,993rd in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 174 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 4 days ago: Dogbreathistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the country is preparing for war.

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