The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.026 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,776 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 314,034 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,347 per year while the poor average 81,242, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Dogbreathistan with a very polite populace, surveillance cameras are banned, and Dogbreathistan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 164th in Texas and 129,839th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -4,285 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, Dogbreathistan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Dogbreathistan with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the children of Dogbreathistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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