Most Armed: 189th Rudest Citizens: 208th Highest Drug Use: 307th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.847 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,468 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 322,722 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 979,886 per year while the poor average 82,598, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 941st in the world and 4th in Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,986.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 189thRudest Citizens: 208thHighest Drug Use: 307thMost Scientifically Advanced: 311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 371stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 378thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 528thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 530thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 537thFattest Citizens: 552ndHighest Crime Rates: 562ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 620thHighest Average Incomes: 912thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 941stLargest Gambling Industry: 988thHighest Economic Output: 1,032ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,487thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,552ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,801stLargest Retail Industry: 1,951stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,080thMost Avoided: 2,341stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,353rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,652ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,891stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,513thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,538thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,559thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,030thLargest Mining Sector: 4,133rdSmartest Citizens: 4,299thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,706thMost Influential: 5,842ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,274thLargest Populations: 6,770thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,382ndMost Pro-Market: 11,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,159thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,541stMost Devout: 14,115th
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, The Couch's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.

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