Most Armed: 191st Rudest Citizens: 213th Most Scientifically Advanced: 293rd
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.65 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,404 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 322,665 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 979,713 per year while the poor average 82,583, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, The Couch's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 323rd in the world and 2nd in Texas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 510.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Armed: 191stRudest Citizens: 213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 293rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 313thHighest Drug Use: 323rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 348thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 511thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 519thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 523rdFattest Citizens: 533rdHighest Crime Rates: 566thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 604thHighest Average Incomes: 888thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 913thLargest Gambling Industry: 987thHighest Economic Output: 1,033rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,458thMost Stationary: 1,565thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,801stLargest Retail Industry: 1,860thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,054thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,270thMost Avoided: 2,346thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,640thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,872ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,440thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,505thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,987thLargest Mining Sector: 4,109thSmartest Citizens: 4,150thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,818thMost Influential: 5,792ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,746thLargest Populations: 6,837thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,521stMost Pro-Market: 12,712thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,021stMost Devout: 15,168th
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, The Couch's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.

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