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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.017 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 153rd in Texas and 112,364th in the world for Best Weather, with -612 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Dogbreathistan lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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