Most Armed: 194th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 279th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 340th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.772 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,729 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 320,183 Dog Poops, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

T-shirts displaying a photo of A Labrador Retriver performing the Full-Monty are selling out, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, A Labrador Retriver's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and only A Labrador Retriver's friends count in the eyes of the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 177,780th in the world and 188th in Texas for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.29 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Armed: 194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 279thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 340thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 354thHighest Drug Use: 394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rdRudest Citizens: 446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 447thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 569thHighest Crime Rates: 573rdFattest Citizens: 578thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 600thLargest Gambling Industry: 963rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,001stHighest Average Incomes: 1,003rdHighest Economic Output: 1,011thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,299thMost Stationary: 1,409thMost Efficient Economies: 1,749thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,044thMost Avoided: 2,404thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,411thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,587thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,677thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,546thLargest Mining Sector: 4,010thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,099thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,103rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,122ndSmartest Citizens: 5,143rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,902ndMost Influential: 6,051stLargest Populations: 6,471stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,724thTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,233rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,487thMost Devout: 17,770th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, only A Labrador Retriver's friends count in the eyes of the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, A Labrador Retriver's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, t-shirts displaying a photo of A Labrador Retriver performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, international war-crimes are good for business and business is booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Dogbreathistan lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.

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