The Holy Empire of
Capitalizt
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.209 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,352 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,055 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 901,209 per year while the poor average 77,367, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 154th in Texas and 139,652nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -18 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 23 hours ago

  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Dogbreathistan remains pure.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • 8 days ago: Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, Dogbreathistan's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.

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