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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas


The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.201 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

Dogbreathistan's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dog Poop.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 5th in Texas and 1,012th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 26 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Dogbreathistan is currently researching a cure.

People: 10,201,020,147

Zombies: 0

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