Most Armed: 197th Rudest Citizens: 223rd Highest Drug Use: 267th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.989 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,521 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 323,231 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 981,431 per year while the poor average 82,728, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Dogbreathistanian language, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 167,173rd in the world and 151st in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.17 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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1%
Most Armed: 197thRudest Citizens: 223rdHighest Drug Use: 267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 375thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 532ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 533rdFattest Citizens: 544thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 557thHighest Crime Rates: 573rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 629thHighest Average Incomes: 924thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 949thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,006thHighest Economic Output: 1,029thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,502ndMost Stationary: 1,523rdTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 1,765thLargest Retail Industry: 2,016thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,076thMost Avoided: 2,404thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,451stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,778thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,804thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,556thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,572ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,726thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,044thLargest Mining Sector: 4,173rdSmartest Citizens: 4,323rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,721stMost Influential: 5,807thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,544thLargest Populations: 6,650thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 10,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,139thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,470thMost Pro-Market: 12,491stMost Devout: 14,330th
Top
5%
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Dogbreathistan lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Dogbreathistanian language.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.

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