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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.756 billion Dogbreathistanians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,127 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 290,809 Dog Poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gun ownership is compulsory, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 4th in Texas and 290th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 539 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Dogbreathistan was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Dogbreathistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, much of Dogbreathistan's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.

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