WA Delegate (non-executive): The Holy Conservative Empire of Illustaria (elected 51 days ago)
Founder: The Realm of GRO II
Embassies: Yggdrasil, Scandinavia, Kittens Sanctuary, Jethnea, The Council of Narnia, Abingdon, Polandia, Philippines, India, New Coalition of Nations, The Imperium of Wumbolia, The NationStates Holocaust Memorial, New Warsaw Pact, The Crown Federation of Recon, Nordland, The MT Army, and 3 others.10000 Islands, Ravencroft, and Commonwealth of Allies.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Valhalla
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Valhalla is ranked 13,835th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
|1.||The Federal Arsenal of Izhmash||Right-wing Utopia||“Si vis pacem, para bellum”|
|2.||The Disputed Territories of Brutalius||Compulsory Consumerist State||“We Shall Watch as the World Burns.”|
|3.||The Protectorate of Puppaffnia III||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Serviens Paffniae item”|
|4.||The Holy Empire of Iralemia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“THERE SHALL BE LIGHT! (And you shall not pass)”|
|5.||The Republic of Moon Rocket||Authoritarian Democracy||“Hey diddle diddle”|
|6.||The Holy Empire of Michael BOY||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Boys will rule and have fun”|
|7.||The Federation of New Glacia||Democratic Socialists||“Though the mountains crumble, we shall prevail.”|
|8.||The Empire of Mishima-Rhapsodos||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The wandering soul knows no rest”|
|9.||The Valkyrie of Sigdrifa||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“I shall not flee, in spite of fate”|
|10.||The Free Land of Bologna Junction||Left-Leaning College State||“Dont Spread On Me”|
- 32 minutes ago: The Confederacy of Cardulan arrived from The Crown Federation of Recon.
- 8 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Isalemia ceased to exist.
- 8 hours ago: The Pheasant Meanderings of The Great Argus ceased to exist.
- 2 days 9 hours ago: The Empire of Mishima-Rhapsodos arrived from The West Pacific.
- 3 days 8 hours ago: The Asatru Anarchists of Gogotha ceased to exist.
- 3 days 17 hours ago: The Federation of New Glacia arrived from Escar.
- 4 days ago: The Federal Arsenal of Izhmash arrived from Lazarus.
- 6 days ago: The Rogue Nation of The Wild Hunt arrived from Skyheld.
- 8 days ago: The Everlasting Green Isles of Versus Militia of the region The Protectorate of Versus Militia proposed constructing embassies.
- 9 days ago: The Dictatorship of Malena Federation departed this region for The Crown Federation of Recon.
Valhalla Regional Message Board
Hi Illustaria, fine, and you?
Is there perhaps an amusing riddle to solve when a nation is both a holy empire and atheist? Or is it just 'you can't explain', and we will never be able to solve the riddle?
Greetings The Wild Hunt! Have a horn full of mead to refresh yourselves between the horn blowing and riding.
Hey there Hildr, I see you have noticed my motto.
The motto is supposed to mean 2 things:
-That we don't understand/can't explain why people would want to be atheist (hence the fact that we are extremely intolerant of other beliefs) (no offense),
-And that it is supposed to have some comic relief, referencing to the Bill O'Reilly meme "You can't explain that", where it is suggested that he does not know how common, mundane occurrences work.
You can find more about the meme if you just search up "you cant explain that".
Hello The Rogue Nation of The Wild Hunt, I am this region's WA Delegate, and we welcome any newcomers such as your nation.
Feel free to make yourself at home here!
Hello, all. Just moving in for a bit to test the waters.
Hello The Federation of New Glacia, I am the WA delegate for this region, and I welcome you to this region.
Please, make yourself at home!
loki be damned
Someone saw to it and helpfully even brought a snake for Loki.
How kind of exclamations would inhabitants of Valhalla use?
'Go fish Jörmungandr!'
Or are they too reticent, and just throw mead into each other's faces if they want to cause a stir?
Go fish some jörmungandr you fenrir's toothed hildr
Aw, go pull Thor's beard. :D
You'd make Auðumbla's milk turn sour.