Today's World Census Report
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
|1.||The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland||Capitalizt||“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”|
|2.||The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations||Capitalizt||“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”|
|3.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|4.||The First X-Man of New Old New New York||Anarchy||“Setting the pace since 5 June 2004.”|
|5.||The United States of Midlands||Capitalizt||“Don't just do something - stand there”|
|6.||The Emoticons of Smiley Bob||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Where's my wallet?”|
|7.||The Glorious Republic of Kaihola||Capitalist Paradise||“Heute die Welt, morgens das Sonnensystem!”|
|8.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|9.||The Anarchy of Blogotopia||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Piss Off”|
|10.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Capitalist Paradise||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
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