Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
|1.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Capitalist Paradise||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|2.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|3.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|4.||The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of The Most Glorious Hack||Anarchy||“Vae puto deus fio”|
|5.||The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR||Right-wing Utopia||“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”|
|6.||The Mighty Master Race of MacroGlup||Corporate Police State||“In Chef's Hands we Place Our Plate”|
|7.||The Glittering United States of Achaian||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Fear Zeus”|
|8.||The Dominion of Crystal Palais||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”|
|9.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|10.||The Disputed Territories of Obstinacy||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Per freta hactenus negata”|
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