Today's World Census Report
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
|1.||The Holy Empire of Tenkistan||Anarchy||“Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!”|
|2.||The Anarchy of Blogotopia||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Piss Off”|
|3.||The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles||Anarchy||“What goes around, comes around.”|
|4.||The People's Republic of Birchwater||Left-wing Utopia||“Ars longa, vita brevis”|
|5.||The Catfight Referee of Boodonia||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Let's invite over a bunch of immigrants and make cars!”|
|6.||The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“You are only coming through in waves.”|
|7.||The Republic of MegaTokyo-3||New York Times Democracy||“This is a theme to a fake revolution!”|
|8.||The Reality TV Show of Scownyland||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“What you know you don't know CAN hurt you”|
|9.||The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodia||Anarchy||“Live Free or Drive Hard”|
|10.||The Voodoo-Atheists of Neo-Pangaea||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Think for yourself, question authority.”|
Currently online: 4,371 nations.