Today's World Census Report
The Lowest Unemployment Rates in the World
World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to determine which nations have the lowest rates of unemployment.
|1.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Capitalist Paradise||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|2.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|3.||The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR||Corporate Police State||“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”|
|4.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|5.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Capitalist Paradise||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|6.||The Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.”|
|7.||The Empire of Little Flowers||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Roses have thorns!”|
|8.||The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Where the great shall not be constrained by the small”|
|9.||The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”|
|10.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Corporate Bordello||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
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