Today's World Census Report
The Stupidest Citizens in the World
The following nations had the highest proportion of citizens designated in World Census studies as either "Uneducated" or "Just Plain Dumb".
|1.||The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface||Corporate Police State||“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”|
|2.||The Zombie Nukers of Look at me||Corporate Police State||“EVIL”|
|3.||The Dominion of Complete Bastards||Corporate Police State||“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”|
|4.||The Unaussprechlichen Kulte of Zyklon B||Compulsory Consumerist State||“All that contributes to depopulating the Earth is Good”|
|5.||The Theocracy of Opodeldok||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Spirituality is the Key to Happiness”|
|6.||The Burning Hell of Holy-Satan||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Burn in hell, your soul is mine for all eternity”|
|7.||The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland||Corporate Police State||“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”|
|8.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
|9.||The Empire of Little Flowers||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Roses have thorns!”|
|10.||The Herd of Blogh||Capitalizt||“Help! There's a Stampede!”|
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