Most Devout: 24th Most Primitive: 25th Largest Retail Industry: 27th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.47 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,505 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 509,486 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,318,685 per year while the poor average 68,438, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 155,085th in the world and 53rd in One big Island for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.69 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Devout: 24thMost Primitive: 25thLargest Retail Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdFattest Citizens: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 44thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62ndMost Avoided: 70thMost Ignorant Citizens: 71stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82ndHighest Economic Output: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 88thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 142ndHighest Average Incomes: 143rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 143rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 260thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 276thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 307thMost Armed: 403rdMost Efficient Economies: 409thRudest Citizens: 477thLargest Populations: 496thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 576thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 729thLargest Agricultural Sector: 750thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,635thMost Influential: 3,638thLargest Black Market: 3,762ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,024thLowest Crime Rates: 14,757th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the only things BrightonBurgians vote on are cutest Wild Boar competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.

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