The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Orbis terrarum est nostri (The world is ours)
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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.393 billion BrightonBurgians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 12,935 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 509,403 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,416,957 per year while the poor average 63,358, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Concussed Wild Boarball players cannot remember their lineup position, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 5th in One big Island and 8,709th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 42 Net Tourists per hour.

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