Most Devout: 24th Most Primitive: 26th Largest Retail Industry: 30th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.665 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,644 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 510,883 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,351,704 per year while the poor average 67,214, a ratio of 35.0 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the Wild Boars to repay their debt to society, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 768th in the world and 2nd in One big Island for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 13,242.71 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 24thMost Primitive: 26thLargest Retail Industry: 30thLargest Insurance Industry: 41stFattest Citizens: 45thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46thLargest Mining Sector: 47thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 52ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thMost Ignorant Citizens: 70thMost Avoided: 72ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78thHighest Economic Output: 84thMost Corrupt Governments: 88thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 139thHighest Average Incomes: 142ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 147thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 223rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 305thMost Efficient Economies: 400thMost Armed: 452ndRudest Citizens: 484thLargest Populations: 486thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 586thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 753rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 768thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,603rdMost Influential: 3,696thLargest Black Market: 3,767thMost Conservative: 5,580thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,021stMost Extreme: 10,088thLowest Crime Rates: 12,467th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the Warzone Australia Regional Message Board.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, criminals are thrown to the Wild Boars to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, cloning has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.

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