Most Devout: 28th Largest Retail Industry: 31st Largest Mining Sector: 44th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.765 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,195 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 511,280 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,552,589 per year while the poor average 57,656, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, and Wild Boars are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 83rd in the world and 1st in One big Island for Highest Economic Output, with 14,195 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Devout: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49thFattest Citizens: 51stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55thLargest Insurance Industry: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 69thMost Avoided: 72ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 80thHighest Economic Output: 83rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88thMost Corrupt Governments: 100thMost Ignorant Citizens: 116thHighest Average Incomes: 134thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 232ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 264thRudest Citizens: 315thMost Primitive: 330thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 341stMost Armed: 407thMost Efficient Economies: 420thLargest Populations: 497thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 527thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 727thLargest Agricultural Sector: 828thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,085thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,709thMost Influential: 3,488thLargest Black Market: 3,543rdMost Conservative: 4,221stMost Stationary: 5,884thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,378thMost Extreme: 7,981stLargest Governments: 8,896thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,144thMost Pro-Market: 13,951stLowest Crime Rates: 14,112th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, Wild Boars are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Kaiser Janos II is punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.

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