Most Primitive: 22nd Largest Retail Industry: 22nd Most Devout: 26th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
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Political Freedom

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.274 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,740 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 521,329 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,989,180 per year while the poor average 94,525, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

Healthcare funding has been cut, the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about Kaiser Janos II, BrightonBurg has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 165,948th in the world and 53rd in One big Island for Longest Average Lifespans, with 19.78 Years.

Most Primitive: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 22ndMost Devout: 26thLargest Mining Sector: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 45thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stFattest Citizens: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thMost Ignorant Citizens: 71stMost Avoided: 74thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 75thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78thHighest Economic Output: 80thMost Corrupt Governments: 94thHighest Average Incomes: 130thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 170thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 262ndMost Efficient Economies: 406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 406thMost Armed: 415thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 453rdLargest Populations: 496thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 715thLargest Agricultural Sector: 721stHighest Drug Use: 969thRudest Citizens: 990thLargest Black Market: 1,164thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,410thMost Influential: 3,631stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,377thLargest Governments: 9,064thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,143rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,222nd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

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