Most Primitive: 14th Most Devout: 23rd Largest Retail Industry: 28th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
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Political Freedom

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.124 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,334 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 509,674 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,288,405 per year while the poor average 70,154, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations, children often kick Wild Boars for amusement, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan, and "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 284th in the world and 1st in One big Island for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 16,269.49 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 14thMost Devout: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 42ndFattest Citizens: 49thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66thMost Ignorant Citizens: 66thMost Avoided: 74thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 77thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 77thHighest Economic Output: 85thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90thMost Corrupt Governments: 100thHighest Average Incomes: 137thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 145thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 266thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 284thMost Armed: 376thMost Efficient Economies: 402ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 407thLargest Populations: 497thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 571stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 712thLargest Agricultural Sector: 759thRudest Citizens: 786thHighest Drug Use: 1,374thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,525thMost Influential: 3,633rdLargest Black Market: 3,693rdTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,084thLargest Governments: 9,051stMost Extreme: 11,186thMost Conservative: 12,407th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the region

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