The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.857 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,103 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 525,139 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,927,652 per year while the poor average 47,027, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 64th in One big Island and 136,689th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -26 Whatever.

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