The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum est nostri (The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.132 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 13,596 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 520,306 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,829,961 per year while the poor average 49,183, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 45th in One big Island and 119,211th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -16,128 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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