Most Primitive: 17th Largest Retail Industry: 23rd Most Devout: 27th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.107 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,320 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 492,008 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,100,981 per year while the poor average 73,978, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

One lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, disputed territories across One big Island are being claimed by BrightonBurgian college students, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, and corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 179,409th in the world and 56th in One big Island for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -16.64 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Primitive: 17thLargest Retail Industry: 23rdMost Devout: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56thFattest Citizens: 56thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58thMost Ignorant Citizens: 58thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rdMost Avoided: 77thMost Corrupt Governments: 85thHighest Economic Output: 89thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 143rdHighest Average Incomes: 159thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 231stMost Armed: 291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 341stMost Efficient Economies: 402ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 446thLargest Populations: 483rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 488thRudest Citizens: 582ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 649thLargest Agricultural Sector: 650thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,559thMost Influential: 3,785thMost Conservative: 6,878thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,038thLowest Crime Rates: 13,918thMost Extreme: 14,795thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,688th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

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