The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.283 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,360 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 526,363 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,347,580 per year while the poor average 73,324, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

Labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, and BrightonBurg's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 1st in One big Island and 277th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 233 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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