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The Empire of BrightonBurg

“Orbis terrarum est nostri (The world is ours)”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Power

Location: One big Island

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.428 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, BrightonBurg's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Orange Catholic, and its currency is the Gold or Silver Krona.

BrightonBurg is ranked 41st in One big Island and 112,969th in the world for Best Weather, with -3,981 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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