Kittens Sanctuary
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Free Land of Frogkin (elected 149 days ago)
Founder: 
The Goddess and Ruler of World of Sweet Furry Kittens
Embassies: Texas, Ulthar, Valhalla, and Philosophy 115.
Tags: Small.
Kittens Sanctuary contains 10 nations, the 972nd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector in Kittens Sanctuary
As a region, Kittens Sanctuary is ranked 947th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Catty Kitten Empire of Illyriel | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Meow-mix meow-mix please deliver.” |
| 2. |  The Republic of Heaste | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Because Big Mama Says So!” |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Matriarchy of The Samurai Kittens | Compulsory Consumerist State | “If a cat washes its face and ears, it will rain.” |
| 4. |  The Feminine Feline Colony of Salems Den | Corporate Police State | “I Know What You're Thinking, I Can Read your Mind” |
| 5. |  The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain | Anarchy | “meh” |
| 6. |  The Kewl Kats of Plague Kittens | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Oh Hai! Waz u goin 2 eat dat?” |
| 7. |  The Blissful Sound of Purring | Civil Rights Lovefest | “*purrs*” |
| 8. |  The Goddess and Ruler of World of Sweet Furry Kittens | Authoritarian Democracy | “The Texas Goddess and Ruler of Cyber Space” |
| 9. |  The Religious Nutters of InvisiblePinkUnicorns | Democratic Socialists | “We are God” |
| 10. | The Free Land of Frogkin | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Let us cultivate our own garden.” |
Regional Happenings
- 14 hours ago: Embassy cancelled between Test Lab1 and Kittens Sanctuary.
- 1 day 21 hours ago:
The Religious Nutters of InvisiblePinkUnicorns arrived from Osiris. - 4 days ago:
The Allied States of SantaDomingo of the region Connecticut proposed constructing embassies. - 4 days ago:
The Priceless value of AdSpam of the region Test Lab1 ordered the closure of its embassy in Kittens Sanctuary. - 4 days ago:
The United Socialist States of Magic Dylantis of the region Long island sound and coastline proposed constructing embassies. - 16 days ago: The Religious Nutters of InvisiblePinkUnicorns ceased to exist.
- 19 days ago: The Holy Republic of Hello Hulka ceased to exist.
- 46 days ago: The Blue Catgirl of Kaibutsu Oujo ceased to exist.
- 50 days ago:
The Paris Vacation of Hello Kitty Everywhere of the region Hello Kitty proposed constructing embassies. - 50 days ago: The Holy Empire of EuphrosyneBast ceased to exist.
Kittens Sanctuary Regional Message Board
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Virtual virtuous victory, verily.....
Hello everybody! I've been rather busy creating new universes just lately but I had to pop back to see my old friends.
Mabel is no more. Sadly, the old lady's heart gave out, but her grip on Heaste's government will remain. The people will not be told and Big Mama's word will still be law!
In her private life she will be very much missed.
Hope springs eternal. Later cool cats!
*waves, wonders when smell of fried chicken and menthol cigarettes will cease*
RIP SANTA CLAUS
Santa Claus, the jovial and benevolent bearer of Christmas gifts, died when his custom-made sleigh collided with a Jumbo Jet just outside the North Pole, it was reported yesterday.
The man commonly known as “Father Christmas” was out on one of his regular pre-Christmas reconnaissance missions to check which children have been good this year, when chief reindeer Rudolph “got spooked and steered the sleigh directly into the path of a Heathrow-bound 747,” distraught kids were told.
“Come on now Timmy, you have to be strong,” said Brian Gough, a recently-laid-off construction worker from Redditch, as his 6-year-old son’s bottom lip started to wobble. “We must give thanks for his life – not cheapen his name by thinking of ourselves on Christmas Day. I know you were really looking forward to that remote control car, but sometimes cherished memories can be as rewarding as material gifts.”
Jeremy Davis, a 37-year-old HBOS executive whose five-figure new-year bonus was cancelled due to the credit crunch, gathered his two children solemnly in his study as he broke the news. “I know it’s tough, kids, but your mother and I want to make sure you still have the best Christmas ever – so we will fill your stockings with satsumas, socks and other simple gifts to remind you that only Santa was special enough to have been able to find you a Playstation 3.”
“You should probably still leave out that whiskey and plate of mince pies though, as a mark of respect. It’s what he would have wanted”
Brave Lauren Cole, 5, said that children everywhere would do their best to keep the memory of Father Christmas alive. “Mummy told me not to worry about Mrs. Claus or the elves because they have stopped making all those presents, and are now busy building a shrine to Santa in Lapland.”
Lauren concluded that she was “happy” Father Christmas was now in heaven playing party games with the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny, who also perished recently in unrelated incidents involving pillow suffocation and death by chocolate respectively.
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Oof! I'm back - that must have been a very long nap!
