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The Republic of United Kodiaks

“Nemo me impune lacessit.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.953 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Pizza Delivery.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ursalism, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

United Kodiaks is ranked 206th in Capitalist Paradise and 11,406th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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