The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.628 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 174,674 Bottle Caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,180,376 per year while the poor average 9,559, a ratio of 123 to 1.

The nation's favourite colour is gold (United Kodiaks has found 2 easter eggs), polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 36th in Capitalist Paradise and 9,303rd in the world for Best Weather, with 61 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 3 days 12 hours ago: United Kodiaks withdrew its endorsement from The Capitalistic Territories of Spencopia.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • 12 days ago: United Kodiaks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Congress of Armed Proletarian States".
  • 12 days ago: United Kodiaks changed its national nation type to "Republic".
  • 14 days ago: United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: United Kodiaks endorsed The Capitalistic Territories of Spencopia.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the nation's favourite colour is gold (United Kodiaks has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 18 days ago: United Kodiaks voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of Indigenous Peoples".

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