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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.199 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,229 Bottle Caps, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 150th in Capitalist Paradise and 36,287th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 40 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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