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The Republic of United Kodiaks

“Nemo me impune lacessit.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.919 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Pizza Delivery.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ursalism, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

United Kodiaks is ranked 154th in Capitalist Paradise and 9,216th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 11 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 8 hours ago

  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: United Kodiaks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".
  • 5 days ago: United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: United Kodiaks fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 8 days ago: United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 11 days ago: United Kodiaks endorsed The Empire of Octal.
  • 15 days ago: United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.

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