Most Influential: 160th Largest Agricultural Sector: 725th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,229th
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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.092 billion Kodiak Bears are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,000 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,322 Bottle Caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,171,220 per year while the poor average 11,064, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Chinook Salmon, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 142,677th in the world and 271st in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Poor Incomes, with 11,064.56 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 160thLargest Agricultural Sector: 725thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,229thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,263rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,510thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,347thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,530thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,852ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,276thHighest Economic Output: 4,173rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,194thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,441stMost Pro-Market: 5,911thHighest Average Incomes: 6,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,480thMost Devout: 6,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,659thBest Weather: 7,717thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,819thMost Developed: 9,579thLargest Populations: 9,726thHighest Crime Rates: 10,506thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,760thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,865thMost Efficient Economies: 11,914thMost Armed: 12,573rdLargest Gambling Industry: 13,123rdRudest Citizens: 14,902ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,015thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,209th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the region

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