Most Influential: 138th Largest Agricultural Sector: 424th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 579th
The Republic of
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.432 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 184,047 Bottle Caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 928,100 per year while the poor average 20,348, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Kodiak to enjoy their national art, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and visions of giant pink Chinook Salmon are a common side effect after Kodiak Bears eat their meals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 180,133rd in the world and 303rd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.03 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Influential: 138thLargest Agricultural Sector: 424thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 579thMost Efficient Economies: 968thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,035thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,680thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,745thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,787thRudest Citizens: 1,803rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,218thLargest Retail Industry: 3,131stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,646thHighest Economic Output: 4,059thMost Stationary: 4,193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,995thHighest Average Incomes: 5,137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,205thMost Developed: 6,285thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,202ndMost Devout: 7,361stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,494thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,618thBest Weather: 8,667thTop
Largest Populations: 10,118thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,386thSmartest Citizens: 11,560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,048thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,186thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,543rdMost Pro-Market: 13,405thLargest Black Market: 18,370th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the region

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