“Nemo me impune lacessit.”
|Category: Corporate Bordello|
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: Capitalist Paradise
The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.506 billion Kodiak Bears are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Pizza Delivery.
Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ursalism, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.
Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago
- 19 hours ago: United Kodiaks endorsed The United States of Dollaria.
- 1 day 5 hours ago: United Kodiaks was endorsed by The United States of Dollaria.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: United Kodiaks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
- 3 days 11 hours ago: United Kodiaks was endorsed by The Free Land of Restorator.
- 4 days ago: United Kodiaks voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Capitalist Paradise".
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- 6 days ago: United Kodiaks voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Legal Competence".
- 6 days ago: Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- 6 days ago: United Kodiaks endorsed The Most Serene Republic of La Lux.
- 7 days ago: United Kodiaks was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Siceo.
Endorsements Received: 58 » Acario, The Glorious Bimbolia, Perpendiculous, Freedombourg, Gradenk, Canterburie, Lucanda, Burtonia WA Embassy, Demonslove, Volkyan, Tonakistan, GabeWorld, New Cathedra, Panageadom, Nationalist Nation, Derivative, Chsemo, FASTERCAT, Poopsancagizal, Northeast Cape, Grey Order, Nazerin, Britlandiana, The United Oman, SucWAti, Noaniah, UNDelegate, Kaputer, Amertheria, Rangerton, Luthatania, Elganoth, WulfHound, Caphtoria, Oranginia, Imren, Edison Culver, Shadomar, Edgemaster, Octal, The Capitalist Empire of Doge, Senexia, Shakunik, Oblesh, Moonbatland, San Duo, Rolf harris, An Agripan Scout, Draymondia, DWAsnia, and 8 others.Libertocria, LLyutt, Manussia, Versille, Forglaffia, Siceo, Restorator, and Dollaria.