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The Republic of United Kodiaks

“Nemo me impune lacessit.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.115 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Pizza Delivery.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, people caught mistreating United Kodiaks's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and calling out of the blue has become taboo. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ursalism, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

United Kodiaks is ranked 312th in Capitalist Paradise and 109,997th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -17 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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