Most Influential: 165th Largest Agricultural Sector: 683rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,231st
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Capitalist Paradise
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.724 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,145 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 182,983 Bottle Caps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 971,555 per year while the poor average 18,207, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, the sanitised and dull music festivals of United Kodiaks are famed for their reasonable volume levels, future leaders of United Kodiaks regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and lavish state dinners in Kodiak are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 2,523rd in the world and 9th in Capitalist Paradise for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 34 Valid Endorsements.

Most Influential: 165thLargest Agricultural Sector: 683rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,231stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,552ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,182ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,523rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,996thLargest Retail Industry: 3,447thHighest Economic Output: 3,993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,063rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,418thHighest Average Incomes: 6,172ndMost Devout: 7,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,220thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,835thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,844thBest Weather: 7,983rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,227thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,158thLargest Populations: 9,321stMost Developed: 9,771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,399thMost Efficient Economies: 11,420thMost Pro-Market: 12,325thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,466thSmartest Citizens: 13,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,981stMost Armed: 17,126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,613thLargest Black Market: 17,716th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the region

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