Most Influential: 162nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 725th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,215th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.275 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,040 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,981 Bottle Caps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 989,726 per year while the poor average 16,907, a ratio of 58.5 to 1.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and United Kodiaks has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 9,513th in the world and 81st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Pro-Market, scoring 82.22 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 162ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 725thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,215thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,289thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,454thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 1,836thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,050thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,481stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,003rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,010thLargest Retail Industry: 3,401stHighest Economic Output: 4,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,464thHighest Average Incomes: 6,108thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,441stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,801stMost Devout: 6,828thBest Weather: 7,203rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,538thTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,727thMost Pro-Market: 9,513thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,516thLargest Populations: 9,559thMost Developed: 9,564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,045thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,266thMost Efficient Economies: 11,270thMost Armed: 14,266thHighest Crime Rates: 14,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,537th
Top
5%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, United Kodiaks has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, history classes are mandatory for students.
  • : United Kodiaks was endorsed by The Federation of Corporate Capitalism.
  • : United Kodiaks endorsed Utop-.
  • : United Kodiaks endorsed The Federation of Valor States.

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