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The Republic of United Kodiaks

“Nemo me impune lacessit.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.543 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Pizza Delivery.

Chinook Salmon is one of the most popular forenames in United Kodiaks, Kodiak spends billions upgrading public transport, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ursalism, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

United Kodiaks is ranked 313th in Capitalist Paradise and 102,518th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.015 Stalins.

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