Most Influential: 167th Largest Agricultural Sector: 670th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,231st
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.444 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,072 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 181,086 Bottle Caps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 990,303 per year while the poor average 16,917, a ratio of 58.5 to 1.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, United Kodiaks has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, United Kodiaks is building an army to protect its overseas territories, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 136,464th in the world and 191st in Capitalist Paradise for Fattest Citizens, with 9.37 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 670thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,231stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,296thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,474thRudest Citizens: 1,906thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,690thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,126thLargest Retail Industry: 3,520thHighest Economic Output: 4,088thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,749thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,597thHighest Average Incomes: 6,195thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,894thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,039thBest Weather: 7,070thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,085thMost Devout: 7,190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,618thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,773rdLargest Populations: 9,490thMost Developed: 9,651stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,807thMost Pro-Market: 11,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,160thMost Efficient Economies: 11,320thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,078thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,425thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,617thSmartest Citizens: 15,323rdMost Armed: 15,591stHighest Crime Rates: 17,279thLargest Black Market: 17,662ndLargest Gambling Industry: 18,165thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,351st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the region

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