Most Influential: 153rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 536th Largest Agricultural Sector: 698th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.736 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 1,915 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,404 Bottle Caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,170,122 per year while the poor average 10,651, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, euthanasia is legal, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 4,888th in the world and 77th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 59.25 Whatever.

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Most Influential: 153rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 698thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,177thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,236thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,371stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,502ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,017thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,764thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,246thLargest Retail Industry: 3,324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,851stHighest Economic Output: 4,257thMost Pro-Market: 4,433rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,993rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,032ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,667thMost Devout: 7,799thBest Weather: 7,978thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,783rdHighest Crime Rates: 8,954thMost Developed: 9,683rdLargest Populations: 9,930thMost Armed: 12,109thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,136thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,239thMost Efficient Economies: 12,408thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,914th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the region

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