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The Republic of United Kodiaks

“Nemo me impune lacessit.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.088 billion Kodiak Bears are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Pizza Delivery.

Island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, punitive tariffs protect local industry, large areas of United Kodiaks are not accessible by the public, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ursalism, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

United Kodiaks is ranked 197th in Capitalist Paradise and 33,060th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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