The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.953 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,029 Bottle Caps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 658,139 per year while the poor average 34,931, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 107th in Capitalist Paradise and 53,615th in the world for Safest, scoring 191.204 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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