The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.784 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 174,746 Bottle Caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,180,865 per year while the poor average 9,563, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, vaccinations are mandatory, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 306th in Capitalist Paradise and 105,266th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -305 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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