Most Influential: 158th Largest Agricultural Sector: 721st Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,216th
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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.942 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 1,953 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,519 Bottle Caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,170,878 per year while the poor average 10,657, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 167,573rd in the world and 334th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Governments, scoring 2.83 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Influential: 158thLargest Agricultural Sector: 721stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,216thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,250thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,273rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,480thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,912thRudest Citizens: 2,005thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,910thLargest Retail Industry: 3,487thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,870thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,019thHighest Economic Output: 4,217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,271stMost Pro-Market: 5,281stHighest Average Incomes: 6,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,220thMost Devout: 7,309thBest Weather: 7,533rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,567thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,609thMost Developed: 9,598thLargest Populations: 9,737thHighest Crime Rates: 10,927thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,753rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,016thMost Efficient Economies: 12,483rdMost Armed: 12,503rdLargest Gambling Industry: 12,936thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,711thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,720thSmartest Citizens: 16,405th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the region

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