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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.489 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,014 Bottle Caps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 623,754 per year while the poor average 37,406, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, religious education is a new government priority, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 221st in Capitalist Paradise and 60,408th in the world for Nudest, with 142 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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