Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay (elected 181 days ago)

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO.

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Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, That Place Over There, Monkey Island, The Pleiades, the West Pacific, Gatesville Inc, Gay, Malibu Islands, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Galts Gulch, Western Atlantic, Final Fantasy, Catena, International Democratic Union, the Land of Power, and 7 others.The Realm of Hibernia, The Halls of the WA, Lavinium, City Ankh Morpork, Southern Malibu Islands, One big Island, and Antarctic Alliance.

Tags: Anti-Security Council, Capitalist, National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, General Assembly, Free Trade, Large, Featured, Anti-World Assembly, Snarky, Anti-General Assembly, Role Player, and 3 others.Libertarian, Multi-Species, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: High

Antarctic Oasis contains 56 nations, the 198th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Antarctic Oasis

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 1,714th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Corrupt Penguin Conglomerate of South JenstownAnarchy“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
2.The Mysterion Rising of OmigodtheykilledkennyCapitalizt“You bastards!”
3.The Interstellar Bureaucracy of Allech-AtreusFather Knows Best State“That's not my department.”
4.The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone KayWA MemberCompulsory Consumerist State“Burn baby, burn. No seriously, set babies on fire.”
5.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineWA MemberCapitalist Paradise“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
6.The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLCCapitalist Paradise“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”
7.The Yard-Farming Stunt Drivers of Newbomb TurkAnarchy“Gentlemen, Let's Spike The Punch”
8.The Life of WaterAnarchy“wwwwwwww”
9.The Shining Path of KungpaomaoWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mottoes are for Jerks”
10.The Purple Gemstones of Robin SparklesCorporate Police State“All hail, Her Royal Sparkleness!”
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I see everything. Even the stuff in the faint octarine.

TWW References FTW

Oh hey, I beat out Kenny for Most Politically Apathetic! AWESOME! =D I mean, meh.

Exxosia launches a sudden and erratic attack on Pluto's largest moon, Charon.

When asked why, Emperor Exxos von Steamboldt CXI had this to say:

"I forgot how to pronounce it for the 75th time, so instead of looking it up, we're just going to destroy it so it becomes a moot point."

Eh. Pluto's not a planet anymore; why does it even need a moon? To keep its oceans from stagnating? Please, they're frozen over.

We should form a People's Committee to investigate these moons. We should investigate Hobbes as well. His orbit is erratic.

Arriving in Plutonian orbit, the Exxosian Deep Space Scientific Sorbet and Satellite Disposal Brigade reports that Charon is wholly composed of grape Otterpops. We are unsure how to destroy it whilst keeping the scourge contained.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fattest of them all?

Believe it or not, it's not actually us.

Though we rank a worrying 93rd in the World, and easily best the fattest nations in The Pleiades, International Democratic Union and The Place Over There (our pals Yeldan UN Mission, Franxico and The Most Glorious Hack respectively), there is still one other region where obesity is even more cause for alarm than here.

Malibu Islands, where our old friend Gruenberg by far takes the cake (and the pie, and the cupcakes, and the Twinkies...), pulling a stunning 37th in the World, and nearly twice as much Transpolysaturated Intake as us, by today's scale. Eat up, goatboys! And congratulations.

And welcome back, Philimbesi! Must have been all the West Wing references that brought you back to life. Cheers.

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