WA Delegate (non-executive): The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay (elected 186 days ago)
Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, That Place Over There, Monkey Island, The Pleiades, the West Pacific, Gatesville Inc, Gay, Malibu Islands, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Galts Gulch, Western Atlantic, Final Fantasy, Catena, International Democratic Union, the Land of Power, and 7 others.The Realm of Hibernia, The Halls of the WA, Lavinium, City Ankh Morpork, Southern Malibu Islands, One big Island, and Antarctic Alliance.
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Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Safest in Antarctic Oasis
The World Census ranked nations on a variety of scales to produce an indication of how safe a country is to visit.
As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 14,076th in the world for Safest.
|1.||The Indomitable Kilted Legions of Lois-Must-Die||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Victory is mine!”|
|2.||The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix||Corporate Police State||“Sing to the Motherland”|
|3.||The New Arizona Empire of Ustasha||Father Knows Best State||“In this country, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”|
|4.||The People of Aundotutunagir||Psychotic Dictatorship||“These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder”|
|5.||The Enduring Space Cats of Blinktopia||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Got Milk?”|
|6.||The Shining Path of Kungpaomao||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Mottoes are for Jerks”|
|7.||The Interstellar Bureaucracy of Allech-Atreus||Father Knows Best State||“That's not my department.”|
|8.||The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Valiyos, be Strong!”|
|9.||The People's Republic of The Great Leap Forward||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Criticism of the Chairman is mincing ludicrousness.”|
|10.||The Empire of Zarquon Froods||Left-Leaning College State||“For the Love of Zarquon!!”|
- 14 hours ago: The Samuel L Jackson of The Leningrad Union arrived from Sicarius.
- 1 day 13 hours ago: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny banned The United States of Bacon slices from the region.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: The United States of Bacon slices departed this region for Antarctica.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: The United States of Bacon slices arrived from Texas.
- 4 days ago: The Oops of Hobbesistan departed this region for The East Pacific.
- 6 days ago: The United States of Philimbesi arrived from Lazarus.
- 7 days ago: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny rejected Banking Klan's request for regional embassies.
- 7 days ago: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny rejected Fed Con Advertising's request for regional embassies.
- 7 days ago: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny rejected Anarcho Capitalist Party's request for regional embassies.
- 7 days ago: The United States of Philimbesi ceased to exist.
Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board
And welcome back, Philimbesi! Must have been all the West Wing references that brought you back to life. Cheers.
May the Blessings of the otters be on you, Mortal!
(ooc:Booyah! Leonard Otterby reference)
Political apathy again? Meh.
0018 ECCT: The Exxosian Deep Space Scientific Sorbet and Satellite Disposal Brigade reports that the anti-otter pop laZAR has been brought into position and calibrated.
0056 ECCT: The Exxosian Deep Space Scientific Sorbet and Satellite Disposal Brigade reports that the anti-otter pop laZAR has been engaged and is firing upon Charon presently.
0122 ECCT: Contact is lost with the Exxosian Deep Space Scientific Sorbet and Satellite Disposal Brigade; last transmission shows only a malignant, purple vapor enveloping the fleet.
0131 ECCT: Emperor Exxos von Steamboldt CXI runs out of cherry jam for his english muffins.
0132 ECCT: Emperor Exxos von Steamboldt CXI is informed of the loss of the fleet and is not sure which loss is worse.
0650 ECCT: The 4th Exxosian Space Battle Group is routed to Plutonian Space, headed by Exxosia's most fearsome space dreadnaught, the Dong of Unfortunate Potato Salad, to investigate the disappearance...
Only 564.5 insults per minute? We can do better than that!
Screw you and your anti-Charon, anti-Otter Pop, pro-jam, pro-muffin agenda, Exxosia! Now what is double-planet Pluto gonna do without another body to co-revolve? Be a Disney mascot?! Frack that! [storms off, muttering:] Stupid moon-hating, Death Star-aping space-freaks!
In other news, apparent "sh!t" is considered too offensive for RMB posts, but not "bullshit".
I'll say it again: Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!
The Creative Solutions Agency has struck gold with that loophole!
I always thought those censors were bullshit anyway.
*Quietly sweeps evidence of giant cloud of sapient evil otterpop gas under the rug...*
Nothing to see here... Nope... Nothing.
*Starts erecting anti-gas systems across Exxosia and ramping up extrasolar colonization efforts...*