Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay (elected 186 days ago)

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO.

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Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, That Place Over There, Monkey Island, The Pleiades, the West Pacific, Gatesville Inc, Gay, Malibu Islands, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Galts Gulch, Western Atlantic, Final Fantasy, Catena, International Democratic Union, the Land of Power, and 7 others.The Realm of Hibernia, The Halls of the WA, Lavinium, City Ankh Morpork, Southern Malibu Islands, One big Island, and Antarctic Alliance.

Tags: Anti-Security Council, Capitalist, National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, General Assembly, Free Trade, Large, Featured, Anti-World Assembly, Snarky, Anti-General Assembly, Role Player, and 3 others.Libertarian, Multi-Species, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: High

Antarctic Oasis contains 56 nations, the 202nd most in the world.

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The Safest in Antarctic Oasis

The World Census ranked nations on a variety of scales to produce an indication of how safe a country is to visit.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 14,076th in the world for Safest.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Indomitable Kilted Legions of Lois-Must-DiePsychotic Dictatorship“Victory is mine!”
2.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixWA MemberCorporate Police State“Sing to the Motherland”
3.The New Arizona Empire of UstashaWA MemberFather Knows Best State“In this country, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”
4.The People of AundotutunagirPsychotic Dictatorship“These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder”
5.The Enduring Space Cats of BlinktopiaWA MemberLiberal Democratic Socialists“Got Milk?”
6.The Shining Path of KungpaomaoWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mottoes are for Jerks”
7.The Interstellar Bureaucracy of Allech-AtreusFather Knows Best State“That's not my department.”
8.The Imperial Chiefdom of KriovalWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“Valiyos, be Strong!”
9.The People's Republic of The Great Leap ForwardPsychotic Dictatorship“Criticism of the Chairman is mincing ludicrousness.”
10.The Empire of Zarquon FroodsWA MemberLeft-Leaning College State“For the Love of Zarquon!!”
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And welcome back, Philimbesi! Must have been all the West Wing references that brought you back to life. Cheers.

Post self-deleted by Hobbesistan.

The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia wrote:Arriving in Plutonian orbit, the Exxosian Deep Space Scientific Sorbet and Satellite Disposal Brigade reports that Charon is wholly composed of grape Otterpops. We are unsure how to destroy it whilst keeping the scourge contained.

May the Blessings of the otters be on you, Mortal!

(ooc:Booyah! Leonard Otterby reference)

Political apathy again? Meh.

0018 ECCT: The Exxosian Deep Space Scientific Sorbet and Satellite Disposal Brigade reports that the anti-otter pop laZAR has been brought into position and calibrated.

0056 ECCT: The Exxosian Deep Space Scientific Sorbet and Satellite Disposal Brigade reports that the anti-otter pop laZAR has been engaged and is firing upon Charon presently.

0122 ECCT: Contact is lost with the Exxosian Deep Space Scientific Sorbet and Satellite Disposal Brigade; last transmission shows only a malignant, purple vapor enveloping the fleet.

0131 ECCT: Emperor Exxos von Steamboldt CXI runs out of cherry jam for his english muffins.

0132 ECCT: Emperor Exxos von Steamboldt CXI is informed of the loss of the fleet and is not sure which loss is worse.

0650 ECCT: The 4th Exxosian Space Battle Group is routed to Plutonian Space, headed by Exxosia's most fearsome space dreadnaught, the Dong of Unfortunate Potato Salad, to investigate the disappearance...

Only 564.5 insults per minute? We can do better than that!

*ahem!*

Screw you and your anti-Charon, anti-Otter Pop, pro-jam, pro-muffin agenda, Exxosia! Now what is double-planet Pluto gonna do without another body to co-revolve? Be a Disney mascot?! Frack that! [storms off, muttering:] Stupid moon-hating, Death Star-aping space-freaks!

Post self-deleted by Omigodtheykilledkenny.

In other news, apparent "sh!t" is considered too offensive for RMB posts, but not "bullshit".

I'll say it again: Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!

The Creative Solutions Agency has struck gold with that loophole!

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:In other news, apparent "sh!t" is considered too offensive for RMB posts, but not "bullshit".

I'll say it again: Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!

The Creative Solutions Agency has struck gold with that loophole!

I always thought those censors were bullshit anyway.

*Quietly sweeps evidence of giant cloud of sapient evil otterpop gas under the rug...*

Nothing to see here... Nope... Nothing.

*Starts erecting anti-gas systems across Exxosia and ramping up extrasolar colonization efforts...*

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