WA Delegate (non-executive): The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay (elected 10 days ago)
Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, That Place Over There, Monkey Island, The Pleiades, the West Pacific, Gatesville Inc, Gay, Malibu Islands, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Galts Gulch, Western Atlantic, Final Fantasy, Catena, International Democratic Union, the Land of Power, and 4 others.The Realm of Hibernia, The Halls of the WA, Lavinium, and City Ankh Morpork.
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Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Antarctic Oasis
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 985th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
|1.||The Holy Wenaist Sultanate of Gruenberg||Corporate Police State||“The world's favourite goat-enabled theocracy”|
|2.||The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay||Father Knows Best State||“Burn baby, burn. No seriously, set babies on fire.”|
|3.||The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny||Capitalizt||“You bastards!”|
|4.||The Corrupt Penguin Conglomerate of South Jenstown||Anarchy||“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”|
|5.||The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine||Capitalizt||“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”|
|6.||The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix||Corporate Police State||“Your Papers, Please.”|
|7.||The Yard-Farming Stunt Drivers of Newbomb Turk||Anarchy||“Gentlemen, Let's Spike The Punch”|
|8.||The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil Skull||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“True Evil need no arms,Mortal!”|
|9.||The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC||Capitalist Paradise||“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”|
|10.||The DENHawk Extraordinaire of Mallorea and Riva||Benevolent Dictatorship||“So I can type whatever I want here?”|
- 1 day 4 hours ago: The Indomitable Kilted Legions of Lois-Must-Die ceased to exist.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: The WA Gnomes' Willing Bitch of Omigodtheyclonedkenny ceased to exist.
- 3 days 3 hours ago: The People's Republic of Comrade Milograd ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The United States of Philimbesi ceased to exist.
- 7 days ago: The The grand dual monachy of The greater holy roman empire of the region The international space consortium proposed constructing embassies.
- 8 days ago: The Protectorate of Democratically Unified Pacific Nations of the region Wright Street proposed constructing embassies.
- 8 days ago: The People's Republic of Guzzland ceased to exist.
- 9 days ago: The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny rejected The Illuminati's request for regional embassies.
- 9 days ago: The Imagination Land of Fall of Man ceased to exist.
- 9 days ago: The Kingdom of Arendelletropolis departed this region for The Red String of Fate.
Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board
Welcome back Mall! You returned just in time to see us smoke Gruenberg in the unemployment ranking. Take that, goat-f@#%ers! >:D
Oh it's always a pleasure to return home.
Benevolent dictatorship again, took me long enough.
Following new legislation in The Corrupt Penguin Conglomerate of South Jenstown, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
That's right, guys, now you can watch our marriages fall apart to your hearts' content!
Free at last, free at last, thank Murray, we're free at last.
Congratulations to Bloodstone Kay for your appointment. At least, I believe it should be congratulations. Enjoy your reign of tyranny. :p
I, for one, welcome our new piratey overlord!
If anything, I now have a valid excuse for excessive grog consumption.
Don't forget, there will be a new resolution on the floor of the GA in 1 day 3 hours. You better have the poll up in the regional forum pronto. And the Poll better be witty but not too insulting because Kenny will bitch slap your poll if you even appear to be the least bit offensive to some jerk who writes crap resolutions for fun. Other than that, have fun and don't forget to run up a big tab at the stranger's bar.
Philimbesi and Milograd!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [/EpIII Darth Vader impression]
Come back soon, guys. This frozen polar hellhole just isn't as frozen or hellish without you!
Kungpaomao may be an exception, however. Nice weather you got there!