Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay (elected 295 days ago)

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AOô.

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Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, That Place Over There, Monkey Island, The Pleiades, the West Pacific, Gatesville Inc, Gay, Malibu Islands, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Galts Gulch, Western Atlantic, Final Fantasy, Catena, International Democratic Union, the Land of Power, and 9 others.The Realm of Hibernia, The Halls of the WA, Lavinium, City Ankh Morpork, Southern Malibu Islands, One big Island, Antarctic Alliance, NationStates, and Osiris.

Tags: Anti-Security Council, Capitalist, National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, General Assembly, Free Trade, Large, Featured, Anti-World Assembly, Snarky, Anti-General Assembly, Role Player, and 3 others.Libertarian, Multi-Species, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: High

Antarctic Oasis contains 52 nations, the 236th most in the world.

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The Largest Public Transport Department in Antarctic Oasis

World Census experts captured, tagged, and released buses in order to identify which nations have the largest public transportation systems.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 16,280th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Changtatorship of The Sarasa HegeomonyWA MemberCorporate Police State“Chang we can believe in!”
2.The Shining Path of KungpaomaoWA MemberLeft-Leaning College State“Mottoes are for Jerks”
3.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixWA MemberCorporate Police State“Sing to the Motherland”
4.The People of AundotutunagirPsychotic Dictatorship“These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder”
5.The Indomitable Kilted Legions of Lois-Must-DiePsychotic Dictatorship“Victory is mine!”
6.The People's Republic of The Great Leap ForwardPsychotic Dictatorship“Criticism of the Chairman is mincing ludicrousness.”
7.The French Republic of DemokratosCivil Rights Lovefest“Peace, Order, and Good Government”
8.The Imperial Chiefdom of KriovalWA MemberLeft-Leaning College State“Valiyos, be Strong!”
9.The Empire of Zarquon FroodsWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“For the Love of Zarquon!!”
10.The Free City of DicaculusIron Fist Consumerists“Strength in Unity / Unity in Ethelwin”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

"And out of the darkness the Zombie did call."

Peoples of Antarctic oasis, I have returned.

James Blonde, what have you done? We're like Totally Naked. We're now the The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins! We even have a new flag! What's with these nude humans? All I want to do is surf with the penguins! (Come to the Totally Naked Fraternity; where the humans are all nude and the penguins have these garish swim trunks.

We need to get our signals straight. While Jen was valiantly trying to zombify the whole region, I was valiantly trying to maximize our regional body count.

<pause>

Actually, I think we did a good job on THAT score, too!

For Immediate Diplomatic Release!

From: Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Top Banana of Monkey Island

To: Yall

Subject: Election Season in Monkey Island!

Today the Marshal of the fleet called for a general election in
Monkey Island. The new term of government is set to begin on
Jan 1 of the new year.

After opening the floor for nominations he closed his speech with the following.

"I have always believed that one of the hallmarks of a functional democracy lies in the execution of a peaceful transfer of power. With that in mind it is my intent not to seek a successive term in the government of Monkey Island.

I do not rule out future service, but for the time being I feel I should step aside."

More news as it develops!

It seems that ever since our nation became TOTALLY NAKED there seems to be a rather strange attraction to Boobies. Apparently, at the same time, our sister nation in the Tzorsland Puppet Confederation, released their latest historical novel in the great Blue Footed Booby Trilogy. It has pirates! It has a gold rush! It has Irish Engineers(?) OK, that's kind of strange. Did I mention the pirates? Yea, it has pirates. Yo ho ho, bottle of ... er gin ... tequila? WHERE IS THE EDITOR?

What was that about boobies?

Boobies are wonderful things!
Boobies are birds with wings!
Their feet are quite blue,
No, really, itís true!
Iím an expert on all kinds of things!

Boobies are wonderful birds!
Thereís wisdom indeed in these words!
Iím told they can fly,
Oíer the sea on the sky,
But they canít sing in close minor thirds!

On a warm, desert, tropical Isle,
They will line up in nice single file.
They will stomp their blue feet,
For a date they do seek,
The poor ladies would rather they smile.

LOL!!

"President Putin is ranked 1st in World Federation of Democratic Youth and 1st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 14.551 Stalins."

Something I'm going to have to bring up to the Issue Editing Board ... I just got the costumed vigilante daily issue when my nation has nudity compulsory.

On the other hand, I suppose you could run around completely nude but wearing a mask. ;-)

Yes, masks count as accessories. Hairstyles could also be an element.

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