WA Delegate (non-executive): The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay (elected 181 days ago)
Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, That Place Over There, Monkey Island, The Pleiades, the West Pacific, Gatesville Inc, Gay, Malibu Islands, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Galts Gulch, Western Atlantic, Final Fantasy, Catena, International Democratic Union, the Land of Power, and 7 others.The Realm of Hibernia, The Halls of the WA, Lavinium, City Ankh Morpork, Southern Malibu Islands, One big Island, and Antarctic Alliance.
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Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Antarctic Oasis
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 1,714th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
|1.||The Corrupt Penguin Conglomerate of South Jenstown||Anarchy||“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”|
|2.||The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny||Capitalizt||“You bastards!”|
|3.||The Interstellar Bureaucracy of Allech-Atreus||Father Knows Best State||“That's not my department.”|
|4.||The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Burn baby, burn. No seriously, set babies on fire.”|
|5.||The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine||Capitalist Paradise||“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”|
|6.||The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC||Capitalist Paradise||“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”|
|7.||The Yard-Farming Stunt Drivers of Newbomb Turk||Anarchy||“Gentlemen, Let's Spike The Punch”|
|8.||The Life of Water||Anarchy||“wwwwwwww”|
|9.||The Shining Path of Kungpaomao||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Mottoes are for Jerks”|
|10.||The Purple Gemstones of Robin Sparkles||Corporate Police State||“All hail, Her Royal Sparkleness!”|
- 1 day 15 hours ago: The United States of Philimbesi arrived from Lazarus.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny rejected Banking Klan's request for regional embassies.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny rejected Fed Con Advertising's request for regional embassies.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny rejected Anarcho Capitalist Party's request for regional embassies.
- 2 days 17 hours ago: The United States of Philimbesi ceased to exist.
- 2 days 17 hours ago: The Dominion of Anarcho-Capitalist Party of the region Anarcho Capitalist Party proposed constructing embassies.
- 2 days 18 hours ago: The United Socialist States of Fed Con Advertising of the region Fed Con Advertising proposed constructing embassies.
- 2 days 19 hours ago: The Dominion of Banking Klan of the region Banking Klan proposed constructing embassies.
- 3 days 4 hours ago: The Winning of Hobbesistan arrived from Osiris.
- 3 days 4 hours ago: The Winning of Hobbesistan departed this region for Osiris.
Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board
I see everything. Even the stuff in the faint octarine.
TWW References FTW
Oh hey, I beat out Kenny for Most Politically Apathetic! AWESOME! =D I mean, meh.
Exxosia launches a sudden and erratic attack on Pluto's largest moon, Charon.
When asked why, Emperor Exxos von Steamboldt CXI had this to say:
"I forgot how to pronounce it for the 75th time, so instead of looking it up, we're just going to destroy it so it becomes a moot point."
Eh. Pluto's not a planet anymore; why does it even need a moon? To keep its oceans from stagnating? Please, they're frozen over.
We should form a People's Committee to investigate these moons. We should investigate Hobbes as well. His orbit is erratic.
Arriving in Plutonian orbit, the Exxosian Deep Space Scientific Sorbet and Satellite Disposal Brigade reports that Charon is wholly composed of grape Otterpops. We are unsure how to destroy it whilst keeping the scourge contained.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fattest of them all?
Believe it or not, it's not actually us.
Though we rank a worrying 93rd in the World, and easily best the fattest nations in The Pleiades, International Democratic Union and The Place Over There (our pals Yeldan UN Mission, Franxico and The Most Glorious Hack respectively), there is still one other region where obesity is even more cause for alarm than here.
Malibu Islands, where our old friend Gruenberg by far takes the cake (and the pie, and the cupcakes, and the Twinkies...), pulling a stunning 37th in the World, and nearly twice as much Transpolysaturated Intake as us, by today's scale. Eat up, goatboys! And congratulations.
And welcome back, Philimbesi! Must have been all the West Wing references that brought you back to life. Cheers.