Forest RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Mangrovian Zombie Killers of Ransium (elected )

Founder: The Cool Temperate Rainforests of Errinundera

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 40th Most Nations: 61st Best Weather: 521st+20
Most Beautiful Environments: 548th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 746th Nicest Citizens: 760th Most Compassionate Citizens: 848th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 857th Most Rebellious Youth: 923rd Longest Average Lifespans: 1,061st Most Inclusive: 1,090th Most Cultured: 1,111th Most Pacifist: 1,243rd Healthiest Citizens: 1,366th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,413th Most Influential: 1,424th Smartest Citizens: 1,440th Nudest: 1,501st Most Advanced Public Education: 1,514th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,598th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,751st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,880th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,919th
World Factbook Entry

Forest welcomes all nations, especially those concerned with the environment.

FOREST ELECTIONS. Vote now for your preferred candidate for Forest Keeper.
Discuss the issues in the RMB or in our Linkforum.

All embassy requests will be rejected or ignored until after Forest's elections conclude.

Constitution | LinkForum | Map | History of Forest | Read Before Requesting Embassies | LinkForest News Leaf

''My soul is a dark forest. My known self will never be more than a little clearing in the forest.''
~ DH Lawrence

Regional Government and Important Dispatches:

  1. 14

    Constitution of Forest

    MetaReference by Ransium . 327 reads.

  2. 27

    The Regional Map of Forest

    FactbookGeography by Bruination . 1,871 reads.

  3. 14

    Forest Regional History

    BulletinNews by Mozworld . 312 reads.

  4. 8

    List of Exceptionally Green Nations in Forest - Updated August 16th, 2016 (PST)

    MetaReference by Ransium . 99 reads.

  5. 5

    Forestian Puppets

    MetaReference by Mount Seymour . 157 reads.

  6. 7

    Read Before Requesting Embassies with Forest

    BulletinPolicy by Ransium . 306 reads.

  7. 322

    A Guide to Different Issue Types

    MetaReference by Goddess Relief Office . 4,872 reads.

  8. 486

    The Complete List of NSCodes

    MetaReference by Testlandia . 17,179 reads.

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Embassies: Philosophy 115, Hippy Haven, Yggdrasil, Eladen, The Hill, Futaba Aoi, International Democratic Union, Antarctica, Winterfell, Sunalaya, Antarctic Oasis, Texas, Federation of Anarchist Communes, Canada, Singapore, A Liberal Haven, and 1 other.Union of Free Nations.

Tags: Pacifist, Multi-Species, Map, Featured, Regional Government, Casual, World Assembly, Social, Enormous, Democratic, and Eco-Friendly.

Regional Power: Very High

Forest contains 200 nations, the 61st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Black Market in Forest

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, Forest is ranked 1,951st in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Discotheque of Body and SoulFather Knows Best State“No cameras or recording devices allowed”
2.The Eco-Warriors of AraneidaeCorporate Police State“This is our final hour.”
3.The Oppressed Peoples of Family BearInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It”
4.The Abandoned Lands of Island Number NineCorporate Police State“Shut up and work”
5.The Socialist Federal Republic of Earth WorshippersScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Mother Nature is Mighty Fine”
6.The Great Pine Forest of KarockInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sure, whatever...Go For It”
7.The Rogue Nation of AsghefIron Fist Consumerists“I know all.”
8.The Rapture of Pixies on ToadstoolsBenevolent Dictatorship“Ooooh! said Fanny, shivering with delight.”
9.The Mangrovian Zombie Killers of RansiumDemocratic Socialists“Semper Virens”
10.The Arcane Kingdoms of DarklandsIron Fist Consumerists“Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark”
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Regional Poll • Which nation do you want to be Forest Keeper?

The Cool Temperate Rainforests of Errinundera wrote:Only votes from the following nations will be counted: Ashrah; Atlxianu; Beautiful Islands; Belgianadia; Body and Soul; Brontes; Caracasus; Communal Ecotopia; Dest Oritio; Earth Worshippers; Edible Plywood; EnviroCommune; Eryndlynd; Esterild; Euna; Firessa; Frieden-und Freudenland; Froenburg; Gil Zardon; Hazelonia; Illiniana; Ironic Remarks; Lompe Steen HAHA; Montmorencia; Mount Seymour; Mountain Ash Forests (only as required by the constitution); My Comfortable Bed; Naasseners; New Leonesse; Night Vale Landia; Nimros; Pyronis; Ransium; Rhabano; Santa Joanna; Scorlewald; Terumbrae; The Haunted Woods; The kingdom of Jewelland; The night garden; Tishanda; and Tremessim.

Voting opened 22 hours ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

Last poll: “Do you want to run to be the Forest Keeper?”

Regional Happenings


Forest Regional Message Board

The United Socialist States of Caracasus wrote:How about 1) Trees, 2) Micro (Insects, small animals etc) and 3) Macro (large landscapes)?

Sounds good to me!

The Zombie Island Federation of Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:I thought one additional category could perhaps be about insects&spiders (they are everywhere, easy to photograph, and they can have fascinating looks) and another category could be urban scenes of Nature (pieces of surprising nature that crept into urban jungle).
What are your suggestions?

Maybe there can be a miscellaneous category for unique subject matter, so we don't have to make another category for every cool idea suggested. We can group them all up under an umbrella category and include them that way.

Frieden-und Freudenland and Mount Seymour

actually, some insects are more destructive than the average human.

The Free Land of Unhuman Reserves wrote:actually, some insects are more destructive than the average human.

Name one insect, one of whose individuals is more destructive than one individual human!

Frieden-und Freudenland and Mount Seymour

I just accidentally legalised slavery.

The Holy Green Empire of Melody of Hera wrote:Name one insect, one of whose individuals is more destructive than one individual human!

Locusts on the swarm

The Kingdom of Basella wrote:Locusts on the swarm

Mosquitos pass malaria....that's pretty destructive

Jeff the mosquito. He's a maniac.

Post self-deleted by Bemberna.

Worst insect? Meet Reginald:

Reginald is a complete and utter #&@!.

On a typical day, Reg will wake up and start his day with his morning cup of baby tears. His first task of the day is to chase miserable commuters as they try to walk to work, making their day start out horribly. Any who are too slow, or do not notice Reg's approach, will be impaled by his arse-spear, with which he injects his victims with arse poison. Those who are sensible enough to drive to work will find him infiltrating their vehicles and causing them to suffer a fatal accident at high speed, before he flies away unharmed to kill again.

At lunchtime he will feast on the mashed brains of ducklings, and then proceed to the nearest pub where all those terrified commuters from earlier have gone for a refreshing drink to calm their nerves from Reg's earlier attacks. There, he will steal other people's drinks, threatening him with his terrifying butt-lance should they dare to try and stop him, and generally ruin their lunch break. Once Reg is properly sauced from his stolen alcohol, he will then use said butt-lance on people's hands as they try to reach their glasses, and inject them with arse poison once more.

Those who survive Reg's relentless git antics, will be chased home from work and forced to spend a hot day locked up in their house, unable to escape his buzzing backside of doom. Many will take their own lives, seeing no other way out.

When the streets have run red with enough blood for Reg's liking, he will kill off the evening by killing off as many adorable animals as he can find and bathe in their entrails. Then he will go back to sleep for the night, recharging himself to have yet another violent rampage the next day.

Beware of Reg. Him and his ilk have caused more death and suffering than any other animal in the history of this (and most other) planet(s).

Reginald is a #&@!.

Tishanda, Frieden-und Freudenland, and Mount Seymour

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