WA Delegate (non-executive): The Mangrovian Zombie Killers of Ransium (elected )
Embassies: Philosophy 115, Hippy Haven, Yggdrasil, Eladen, The Hill, Futaba Aoi, International Democratic Union, Antarctica, Winterfell, Sunalaya, Antarctic Oasis, Texas, Federation of Anarchist Communes, Canada, Singapore, A Liberal Haven, and 1 other.Union of Free Nations.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Black Market in Forest
World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.
As a region, Forest is ranked 1,951st in the world for Largest Black Market.
|1.||The Discotheque of Body and Soul||Father Knows Best State||“No cameras or recording devices allowed”|
|2.||The Eco-Warriors of Araneidae||Corporate Police State||“This is our final hour.”|
|3.||The Oppressed Peoples of Family Bear||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“It”|
|4.||The Abandoned Lands of Island Number Nine||Corporate Police State||“Shut up and work”|
|5.||The Socialist Federal Republic of Earth Worshippers||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Mother Nature is Mighty Fine”|
|6.||The Great Pine Forest of Karock||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Sure, whatever...Go For It”|
|7.||The Rogue Nation of Asghef||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I know all.”|
|8.||The Rapture of Pixies on Toadstools||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Ooooh! said Fanny, shivering with delight.”|
|9.||The Mangrovian Zombie Killers of Ransium||Democratic Socialists||“Semper Virens”|
|10.||The Arcane Kingdoms of Darklands||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark”|
Regional Poll • Which nation do you want to be Forest Keeper?
Voting opened 22 hours ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
- : The Free Land of ScotlandSerenity of the region Krillin proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Community of Newlus departed this region for Emeraldise.
- : The Cool Temperate Rainforests of Errinundera updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Cool Temperate Rainforests of Errinundera created a new regional poll: "Which nation do you want to be Forest Keeper?".
- : The Cool Temperate Rainforests of Errinundera deleted a regional poll.
- : The Cool Temperate Rainforests of Errinundera created a new regional poll: "Which nation do you want to be the next Forest Keeper?".
- : The Kingdom of Nouvelle Bouef arrived from Lazarus.
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- : The Protectorate of Chamachie arrived from The South Pacific.
- : Byzonaea ceased to exist.
Forest Regional Message Board
Sounds good to me!
actually, some insects are more destructive than the average human.
I just accidentally legalised slavery.
Locusts on the swarm
Mosquitos pass malaria....that's pretty destructive
Jeff the mosquito. He's a maniac.
Worst insect? Meet Reginald:
Reginald is a complete and utter #&@!.
On a typical day, Reg will wake up and start his day with his morning cup of baby tears. His first task of the day is to chase miserable commuters as they try to walk to work, making their day start out horribly. Any who are too slow, or do not notice Reg's approach, will be impaled by his arse-spear, with which he injects his victims with arse poison. Those who are sensible enough to drive to work will find him infiltrating their vehicles and causing them to suffer a fatal accident at high speed, before he flies away unharmed to kill again.
At lunchtime he will feast on the mashed brains of ducklings, and then proceed to the nearest pub where all those terrified commuters from earlier have gone for a refreshing drink to calm their nerves from Reg's earlier attacks. There, he will steal other people's drinks, threatening him with his terrifying butt-lance should they dare to try and stop him, and generally ruin their lunch break. Once Reg is properly sauced from his stolen alcohol, he will then use said butt-lance on people's hands as they try to reach their glasses, and inject them with arse poison once more.
Those who survive Reg's relentless git antics, will be chased home from work and forced to spend a hot day locked up in their house, unable to escape his buzzing backside of doom. Many will take their own lives, seeing no other way out.
When the streets have run red with enough blood for Reg's liking, he will kill off the evening by killing off as many adorable animals as he can find and bathe in their entrails. Then he will go back to sleep for the night, recharging himself to have yet another violent rampage the next day.
Beware of Reg. Him and his ilk have caused more death and suffering than any other animal in the history of this (and most other) planet(s).
Reginald is a #&@!.