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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131

“Home of Big Tex!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Texas

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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 25.314 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Fajita Taco.

NewTexas is ranked 5th in Texas and 383rd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 153 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: NewTexas rejected a request from South Colorado for an embassy with Texas.
  • 6 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: NewTexas was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: #1).
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: NewTexas endorsed The Liberal Democracy of Seeker Alpha.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 4 days ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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