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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.027 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 11,143 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 397,602 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 19th in Texas and 9,730th in the world for Nudest, with 218 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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