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The Happy Easter Armadillos of NewTexas NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131

“Home of Big Tex and the Happy Easter Armadillos!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Texas

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The Happy Easter Armadillos of NewTexas is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.557 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and citizens must pay to enjoy NewTexas's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Fajita Taco.

NewTexas is ranked 43rd in Texas and 19,039th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 90 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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