NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
The Unincorporated NationStates of
Anarchy
Home of Alt Big Tex!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Unincorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.576 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 10,208 trillion Bean and Cheese Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 384,141 Bean and Cheese Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Armadilloball players cannot remember their lineup position, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 4th in Texas and 474th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 1,403 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 minutes ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Expositions Act"".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: NewTexas's influence in Texas rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prevention of Torture"".
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: NewTexas withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prevention of Torture"".
  • 3 days ago: NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Imperium of the Wolf".
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.

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