NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 31st
The Happy Taco Stands of
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Home of Big Tex! ¿Guacamole con su taco, señor?
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The Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.871 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 12,349 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 413,427 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native NewTexan lands, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 76th in the world and 3rd in Texas for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 901.84 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 31stFattest Citizens: 40thMost Scientifically Advanced: 48thRudest Citizens: 69thLargest Information Technology Sector: 74thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 76thLargest Populations: 76thMost Avoided: 106thHighest Economic Output: 124thMost Armed: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 144thLargest Gambling Industry: 185thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 187thLargest Retail Industry: 224thHighest Poor Incomes: 248thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322ndHighest Average Incomes: 339thHighest Crime Rates: 358thLargest Mining Sector: 474thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 529thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 558thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 560thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 565thMost Cultured: 723rdLargest Publishing Industry: 938thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,078thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,183rdSmartest Citizens: 1,206thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,912thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,007thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,096thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,313thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,643rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,949thHighest Drug Use: 7,049thTop
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Most Politically Free: 9,075thNudest: 9,492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,419thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,582ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,174th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, tourists are forbidden to enter Native NewTexan lands.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn DEN"".

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