Population | 46.171 billion |
Capital | NewAustin |
Leader | Big Tex |
Currency | Fajita Taco |
Animal | Armadillo |
The St Patricks Day Nation of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 46.171 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 18,557 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 401,927 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NewTexas is ranked 1,410th in the world and 3rd in Texas for Most Cultured, scoring 320 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Blarney Tex!" and its nation type to "St Patricks Day Nation".
- : NewTexas altered its national flag.
- : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : NewTexas was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Kinixys.
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?" and its nation type to "Big Tex Happy Taco Stands".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Ewing Oil Co, Gig em Aggies, Seeker Alpha, Lichian, Independent Planets, United States of Woodward, Darth Kermit, Indian Empire, Rorschach, Mocanaqua, Trecdom2, PatrickStar, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, Studly Penguins, Heavolia, and Kinixys.