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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.745 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 10,986 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 395,977 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and Big Tex's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 217th in Texas and 126,761st in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring -123 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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