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The Big Tex Santa Nation of NewTexas NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131

“Home of Big Tex Santa! Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry TeXmas!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Texas

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The Big Tex Santa Nation of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 26.012 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, the Hanging Gardens account for half of NewAustin's water use, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. NewTexas's national animal is the TeXmas Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the TeXmas Tamale.

NewTexas is ranked 192nd in Texas and 120,074th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -477 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 114 minutes ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 15 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 16 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, the Hanging Gardens account for half of NewAustin's water use.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: NewTexas altered its national flag.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: NewTexas changed its national animal to "TeXmas Armadillo", its currency to "TeXmas Tamale", its motto to "Home of Big Tex Santa! Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry TeXmas!", and its nation type to "Big Tex Santa Nation".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: NewTexas altered its national flag.

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