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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 65thMost Influential: 91stFattest Citizens: 102nd
The St Patricks Day Nation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Blarney Tex!
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NewTexas

Population46.171 billion

CapitalNewAustin
LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco
AnimalArmadillo

The St Patricks Day Nation of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 46.171 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 18,557 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 401,927 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 1,410th in the world and 3rd in Texas for Most Cultured, scoring 320 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Stationary: 65thMost Influential: 91stFattest Citizens: 102ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 125thLargest Gambling Industry: 126thHighest Economic Output: 171stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 191stHighest Disposable Incomes: 265thMost Avoided: 353rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 442ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 462ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 463rdHighest Crime Rates: 469thMost Armed: 503rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 512thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 515thLargest Populations: 519thLargest Mining Sector: 623rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 695thLargest Publishing Industry: 767thHighest Poor Incomes: 801stLargest Insurance Industry: 897thRudest Citizens: 972ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,081stMost Cultured: 1,410thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,427thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,631stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,732ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,766thMost Efficient Economies: 2,358thSmartest Citizens: 2,406thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,318thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,758thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,145thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,713thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,125thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 26,077th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Blarney Tex!" and its nation type to "St Patricks Day Nation".
  • : NewTexas altered its national flag.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : NewTexas was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Kinixys.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?" and its nation type to "Big Tex Happy Taco Stands".

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