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Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 25th
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The Big Tex Department O Justice of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.963 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 11,745 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,545 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Much of NewTexas's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 193,916th in the world and 178th in Texas for Best Weather, with -3045 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 25thFattest Citizens: 32ndRudest Citizens: 45thMost Scientifically Advanced: 47thLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 68thLargest Populations: 77thMost Avoided: 102ndHighest Economic Output: 124thMost Armed: 127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 130thLargest Gambling Industry: 181stLargest Retail Industry: 199thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 203rdHighest Poor Incomes: 295thHighest Average Incomes: 334thHighest Crime Rates: 338thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346thLargest Mining Sector: 457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 514thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 530thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 572ndMost Cultured: 643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 906thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,010thSmartest Citizens: 1,131stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,292ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,762ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,903rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,945thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,341stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,461stLargest Black Market: 3,303rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,825thMost Politically Free: 5,682ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,304thHighest Drug Use: 6,695thNudest: 7,635thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,958thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,395th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionNudest: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Law Enforcement Education"".
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : NewTexas banned The Fiefdom of Ekrarneemtonireid from Texas.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vancouvia".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.


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