NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 31st
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The Zombie Hunters of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.036 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 11,663 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 388,332 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over NewTexas, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, and lavish state dinners in NewAustin are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 2,407th in the world and 1st in Texas for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 36 Valid Endorsements.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 31stFattest Citizens: 39thRudest Citizens: 42ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 50thLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rdLargest Populations: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 76thMost Avoided: 104thHighest Economic Output: 137thLargest Gambling Industry: 151stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 154thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 167thLargest Retail Industry: 182ndMost Armed: 283rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 317thHighest Crime Rates: 355thHighest Average Incomes: 424thLargest Mining Sector: 429thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 435thHighest Poor Incomes: 564thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 704thMost Cultured: 727thLargest Publishing Industry: 762ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 948thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,042ndSmartest Citizens: 1,203rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,628thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,868thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,086thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,407thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,587thMost Politically Free: 3,579thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,829thLargest Black Market: 4,150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,963rdHighest Drug Use: 7,877thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,520thTop
Nudest: 10,136thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,231stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,368thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,741st
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the region

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