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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas

“Home of Big Tex!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights: World Benchmark	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Texas

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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.543 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

Police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Fajita Taco.

NewTexas is ranked 86th in Texas and 82,523rd in the world for Most Income Equality, scoring 91 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Founder Site Supporter Easter Eggs (4) Top 10% of Texas for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of Texas for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 5% of Texas for Most Armed Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Texas for Most Avoided Top 10% of Texas for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Texas for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 10% of Texas for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of Texas for Most Cultured Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of Texas for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of Texas for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Texas for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Texas for Lowest Unemployment Rates #1 in Texas for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements #1 in Texas for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 10% of Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry Top 5% of Texas for Largest Gambling Industry Top 10% of Texas for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of Texas for Happiest Citizens #1 in Texas for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of Texas for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of Texas for Most Extensive Civil Rights Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of Texas for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of Texas for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Mining Sector Top 10% of Texas for Nudest Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of Texas for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Populations Top 5% of Texas for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of Texas for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry Top 5% of Texas for Largest Retail Industry Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of Texas for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of Texas for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens Top 5% of Texas for Stupidest Citizens Top 5% of Texas for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry Top 5% of Texas for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

8 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
1 day 9 hours ago: NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On the Declaration of War".
1 day 14 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
2 days 14 hours ago: NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Reduction of Abortion Act"".
2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
3 days ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons.
3 days 14 hours ago: NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewTexas, meat-eating is frowned upon.