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Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 27th
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The Big Tex Department O Justice of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.115 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 11,792 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,031 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 181,474th in the world and 167th in Texas for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.54 Years.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 27thFattest Citizens: 34thRudest Citizens: 38thMost Scientifically Advanced: 48thLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70thLargest Populations: 77thMost Avoided: 104thHighest Economic Output: 127thMost Armed: 135thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 140thLargest Gambling Industry: 189thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 208thLargest Retail Industry: 210thHighest Average Incomes: 341stHighest Crime Rates: 342ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 354thHighest Poor Incomes: 357thLargest Mining Sector: 452ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 509thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 513thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 543rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 579thMost Cultured: 682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 931stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,049thSmartest Citizens: 1,135thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,269thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,850thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,964thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,012thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,381stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,676thMost Politically Free: 4,242ndLargest Black Market: 4,717thHighest Drug Use: 7,065thNudest: 7,209thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,807thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,243rd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the region

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