NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 28th
The Atomic Boots of
Home of Big Tex! These Boots are made for Bootin'!
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The Atomic Boots of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.34 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 11,954 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 407,456 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 12,059th in the world and 35th in Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,172.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 28thFattest Citizens: 36thRudest Citizens: 40thMost Scientifically Advanced: 49thLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rdLargest Populations: 77thMost Avoided: 105thHighest Economic Output: 122ndMost Armed: 134thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 141stLargest Gambling Industry: 172ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 198thLargest Retail Industry: 216thHighest Poor Incomes: 309thHighest Crime Rates: 337thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 342ndHighest Average Incomes: 343rdLargest Mining Sector: 449thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 533rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 555thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 597thMost Cultured: 727thLargest Publishing Industry: 931stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,050thSmartest Citizens: 1,150thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,265thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,925thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,042ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,053rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,465thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,578thMost Politically Free: 2,634thLargest Black Market: 2,810thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,256thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,798thNudest: 5,579thHighest Drug Use: 5,643rdTop
Most Extreme: 11,558thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,801stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,059th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the region

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