NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 3rd Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 29th
The Incorporated NationStates of
Anarchy
Home of Big Tex!
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Founder / WA Delegate
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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.291 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 11,804 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 389,687 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 89,524th in the world and 95th in Texas for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 851.71 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 3rdMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 29thRudest Citizens: 37thFattest Citizens: 41stMost Scientifically Advanced: 51stLargest Information Technology Sector: 60thLargest Populations: 76thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82ndMost Avoided: 107thHighest Economic Output: 135thLargest Gambling Industry: 148thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 159thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 167thLargest Retail Industry: 195thMost Armed: 266thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 301stHighest Crime Rates: 337thLargest Mining Sector: 424thHighest Average Incomes: 431stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 447thHighest Poor Incomes: 559thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 706thMost Cultured: 731stLargest Publishing Industry: 745thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 935thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,076thSmartest Citizens: 1,189thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,720thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,930thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,447thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,577thMost Politically Free: 3,800thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,693rdLargest Black Market: 4,866thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,070thHighest Drug Use: 8,437thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,038thNudest: 9,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,286thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,365th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas rejected a request from The State Of Texas for an embassy with Texas.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Compliance Commission".
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eternal Scholars"".

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