NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Anarchy
Home of Big Tex! ¿Guacamole con su taco, señor?
Regional Influence
Power
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.466 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 11,407 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 400,732 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Taco Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 181st in Texas and 143,405th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -831 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : NewTexas was endorsed by The Theocracy of EVals.
  • : NewTexas was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Scooc.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Omigodtheykilledkenny".
  • : NewTexas created a new poll in Texas: "Super Bowl Super Poll 2016!".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.

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