NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
The Incorporated NationStates of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Tex!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.359 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 10,771 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 393,720 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Armadillo is one of the most popular forenames in NewTexas, the children of NewTexas are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 152nd in Texas and 119,103rd in the world for Best Weather, with -2,895 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "National Economic Liberties".
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : NewTexas created a new poll in Texas: "How many puppets do you have?".
  • : NewTexas deleted a regional poll in Texas.
  • : NewTexas created a new poll in Texas: "How many puppets do you have?".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".

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