NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 28th
The Atomic Boots of
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Home of Big Tex! These Boots are made for Bootin'!
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The Atomic Boots of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.473 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 12,137 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 411,822 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the nation is so apathetic that NewTexans can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 166,070th in the world and 155th in Texas for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.45 Years.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 28thFattest Citizens: 37thRudest Citizens: 46thMost Scientifically Advanced: 49thLargest Information Technology Sector: 59thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 71stLargest Populations: 76thMost Avoided: 100thHighest Economic Output: 123rdMost Armed: 136thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 167thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 190thLargest Retail Industry: 209thHighest Poor Incomes: 257thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 323rdHighest Average Incomes: 327thHighest Crime Rates: 344thLargest Mining Sector: 439thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 533rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 587thMost Cultured: 734thLargest Publishing Industry: 889thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,070thSmartest Citizens: 1,149thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,240thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,837thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,907thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,009thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,093rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,350thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,612thMost Politically Free: 2,686thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,786thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,962ndHighest Drug Use: 5,584thNudest: 6,454thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,958th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, the nation is so apathetic that NewTexans can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : NewTexas endorsed The Republic of New American Nations.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Liberate Eternal Scholars".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.


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