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The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nas Osanna. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

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The government is proudly free of crabs, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, and all the cool kids have tetanus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotisdia's national animal is the Bat with a B, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nassosism.

Fotisdia is ranked 305,349^th in the world and 2,399^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -911.07 on the Hayek Index.