The West Pacific World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 12,751^st in the world for Highest Drug Use.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Armed Republic of Architeuthis Dux	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Don't whiz on the electric fence.”
2.	The Colony of Vinq	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Fallen”
3.	The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland	Civil Rights Lovefest	“All hail Giovanniland, the Glory of the West!”
4.	The Anarchist Commonwealth of Arracrania	Anarchy	“Freedom begets prosperity”
5.	The Allied States of Issue Author	Anarchy	“Maybe?”
6.	The Free Land of Kurzweil	Anarchy	“Civil right & political freedom lead to heaven on Earth”
7.	The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of Numpties	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Skoros morghot vestri? Tubī daor.”
8.	The 'Middle Earth' nation of R2Cruiter	Anarchy	“Both The West Pacific and Middle Earth are awesome! ;)”
9.	The Free Land of Tesaiusea	Left-wing Utopia	“Noli Me Tangere”
10.	The Combined Corporations of Win Mints	Anarchy	“Noli me tangere”