The Brown Chocolatey Mess of Fudgetopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Stephie Fudge with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 44.786 billion Fudgetopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Fudgetopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,799 trillion fudgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 40,171 fudgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's favourite colour is red (Fudgetopia has found 2 easter eggs), government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, Fudgetopia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fudgetopia's national animal is the hasselhoff, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgetopia is ranked 15,049^th in the world and 328^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.14 law-abiding acts per hour.